you want some moon shoes?

Nov 07, 2005 16:07

you have to learn to laugh at yourself.

i mean, it feels good. laughter is cathartic and contagious.

but, more importantly, there are lots of people laughing at you. (right now)

the things you think are cool, most people would find comical.

every time you go out, people laugh at the way you dress.

and your hair. and the things you say.

and if they saw how you spent your time, they'd laugh twice as hard.

but there's nothing wrong with that, 'cause you laugh at them too.

we're all fucking pathetic. and goofy.

so laugh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *ahem*

:)

okay, if it's hard for you to get in the laughing mood, i'll try to help:

"nate and daniel are driving down route 5 in lake city. off on the side of the road they see a man humping a sheep from behind, almost creepily passionate. i think he was rubbing the sheep's nipples. anyway, completely shocked and totally dumbfounded, they continued driving, trying to forget what they just saw and knew in their hearts to be wrong. not even a mile up the road, there was a little boy playing in the grass by the shoulder. concerned for the child, they pulled over and warned him, "little boy, don't venture up the road, there is a man molesting a sheep up there!" the little boy looked them innocently in the eyes and said, "that's my daaaaaaad!"

heehee!
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