I fell in love with a married man so I MUST be a homewrecker

May 28, 2007 21:18


Wow. Reading those bulletins like that are just really stupid...because a lot of that stuff I have seriously never thought about a person JUST because of the stereotype it says....

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat. (this one was added later and I just didn't feel like rewriting my response, so it's to the first one, but this one goes with it too)
No maybe he/she just eats healthy or exercises a lot. A lot of skinney people actually eat more than most overweight people, and it actually speeds up your metabolism because your body gets used to eating a lot. When people skip meals because they think their fat and need to quit eating their body thinks they're starving and stores fat so actually makes you FATTER in the longrun....

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
lol wtf. This doesn't even make sense. There are sexy Asians. And then there are cute Asians. And then there are ugly Asians. wth Not all Asians are whores....Jesus...

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
Make up your mind.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
Hey how about this....straight people have just as much of a chance of getting HIV as gay people. And a lot of gay people are VIRGINS because not everyone in the world is gay so it's not so easy for a gay guy to find another gay guy that he loves...or...whatever...anyway. It's dumb. AIDS actually isn't as common as people think. I'm pretty sure I don't know anyone with HIV or AIDS. Stupid little infections like herpes and ghonorrea are more common....

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
?????? Lesbians aren't the ones with sex tapes. The bi whores are the ones filming themselves licking pussy just to attract guys. Why would a lesbian make a sex tape? To attract other girls? That's just dumb.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
Most people who speak their mind...do it to help others......

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
These three go together I suppose. Religious people don't shove things down your throat so much as nag you about what you're missing. They don't TELL you to believe it, they just annoy you at how they feel sorry for you because you aren't going to heaven but they are. Atheists don't hate the world. They don't hate God or religion or anything. They just don't believe in it. Simple as that. And they may share their beliefs more than we wish, but......that just makes them just like the religious people, only preaching a different story. And....people who don't have a religion....I talked to RJ about this the other day....they just don't know what to believe. When you're in a world with religous freedom, you're faced with so many different religions being thrown at you and told you that they are the right one and you should believe in this and all this good stuff happens or if you don't believe in it you're faced with eternal damnation or something like that. It's easy to get overwhelmed by all of it.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
What about black people? What about Asians who have lived in the South their whole life. What about....everyone else? What happened to the "Southern Belles"?  All the rich rice plantation people? Been to Pawley's Island lately? It's SOUTH of Myrtle Beach, SOUTH of Conway, SOUTH of Aynor....srsly...

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
There's a BIG difference in insanity and depression. And at least if we ARE crazy, we're getting help!

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
OMG I'm not even gonna say anything about this one....-_- I think you know.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
We might wear them to show it off or because they're cute....whatever. It's not just for easy access....that's just dumb.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
Black looks good on EVERYONE and EVERYONE wears black. Some HAVE to wear black just because of a job, sport, hobby, etc. I don't know a SINGLE person AT ALL who doesn't own a SINGLE item of black clothing...

I'm MORMON so I MUST have multiple wives.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST be a wigger.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I just thought these were funny. I don't know any Cubans, but cigars aren't the first thing I think about when it comes to Cuba. I think about Fidel Castro...and not all black people are all gankstered out. Jesus was Jewish...And polygamy is about as common as lepracy. And the whole blacks and whites being friends.....it's 2007. Get with it.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
If it's love, she can't help it. If she's a homewrecker, then it would be LUST. People fall in love with married men all the time. And it just happens and people move on. It doesn't make them a homewrecker unless it affects the relationship between the couple. Now when she SLEEPS with him it changes everything...

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
Not necessarily a slut, but definately irresponsible...

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
DEFINATELY not necessarily true. But why not go with the stereotype? ;-D

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
The fact that a girl is attractive has absolutely NTOHING to do with her virginity. And it has absolutely NOTHING to do with her ability to say no. Because a lot of them do. I know plenty of pretty girls that are virgins. And I know plenty of ugly people who aren't.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
Nowadays...the "nerds" in the IB/AP classes...are the cool people everyone wants to hang out with. They just find the time to be social AND get work done...

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
Or someone who just wants to take a stab at eating healthier. I hate political activists but I took a stab at being vegetarian for a while but I missed the cheeseburgers...

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have a bunch of guy friends and I haven't fucked any of them. I made love with one of them. Big difference. Some girls just don't click with other girls. They get annoying sometimes...guys are more fun to hang out with and more laid back so you can just be yourself. I don't know a lot of girls I can hang out with and fart in front of them and they just laugh about it. Srsly...

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.
Apparently all girls and all fat people are all hoes.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I didn't even get these....

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
Actually...the whole idea of being straightedge is the exact opposite. Just most straight edge kids really suck at being straight edge. I'm more straight edge than most of the kids with the X's on their hands...

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.
No, not EVERY girl. Just...the hot ones....*duh*

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