Sock Munkies!

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I don't really consider myself a 'consumer', but last Monday afternoon I spent 25 minutes walking around Hamleys trying to buy a sock monkey.

For me, sock monkeys are up there with rubber chickens. They are inherently funny and also something I've wanted for a long time, but never been arsed to buy. However, the reason I will probably never buy a

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Sock Monkey Theft

[anonymous]

I think Alex has a sock monkey and if memory serves me correctly its name is Fang. You could steal it off him when your back, however he is very attached to it so a reach-around may be in order.

PS The Aurora is God's technicolour period. It does not appear monthly like a normal period because God is a gymnast which, as many fine young Romanian girls will tell you, screws around with its consistency.

Max

Re: Sock Monkey Theft

[anonymous]

Fang isnt a sock monkey. He's a proper awesome monkey with real long arms. There is no way I will give him up. Even if I wanted to, fuck knows where the cunny is.

ALEX.

Re: Sock Monkey Theft

[anonymous]

Your Panda would look better with a cock in his mouth and jaff in his eye.
On a different note, did you know good vibrations is being held on Heirrison island next year? Should be awesome. You got your ticket for Daft Punk yet?

ALEX.

Re: Sock Monkey Theft

[ajax_ionic]

Fuck, Good Vibes on Heirisson Island. Could be rad, but then Belvoir is about the best fucking venue on earth. I got my Daft Punk ticket ages ago, it's with my friend Tam over in Perth so I guess I'll get it on the day from her.

Every critter looks better with jaff in it's eye. I'd like to be like Noah, except instead of saving two of every animal in an ark, I'd jaff in the eye of two of every animal.

I want your fucking sock monkey.