Snickle Dippenpants
Ok - this is pretty funny!!! You have to do it!!
A little stress reliever takes a minute.
Don't be a bore & ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
A . Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants
A nd the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which
the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names ...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = s kippy
y = dink y
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = b atty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W . Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day.
A little stress reliever takes a minute.
Don't be a bore & ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
A . Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants
A nd the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which
the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names ...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = s kippy
y = dink y
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = b atty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W . Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day.