No wonder poor Snowden ran away :D

[ajat]

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... if this is what the nsa peeps have to wade through every day *LotsOfLULZ*

Excerpts :

This elevator is so stupid it has a button for the floor that I'm already on

PHONE CALL FROM TECHER SAYING THEY TESETED, EXTREMLY HIGH EYE Q, WHAT A BLESSING

Jenn (female) is gonna be an uncle. Ben and Sal are having a boy

weird looking parrot aka a bald eagle

fat bird aka a turtle

reptiles aka dolphins and squirrels

getting trapped on the escalator for hours

Umm ... personal favourite would be ... yes, 'getting trapped on an escalator'. Awesome ! Next time I'm on one, I'll definitely think about it.

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