VIRENDER SEHWAG !!!
Teh VEERU !!!!!!!!!
End of 3rd day of Indy-Pak cric test match :-
Scorecard --- Virender Sehwag Batting ; runs - 96, balls - 89, 20 - '4s', 0 - '6s', strike rate - 107.87 (Total: 145 for 0 wickets in 28.0 overs , Run Rate: 5.18).
YAY !
Take that, ‘Le DIRTY’ (= R. Dravid - Batting-‘runs - 37, balls - 84, 5 - '4s', 0 - '6s', strike rate - 44.05) !!!
I refuse to PWN you personally coz yr horrifying BO might be, *ahem* catching.
*sprays room-freshener all around*
*decides to send general antiseptic to Veewu for using in his bath, coz he’z been batting and fielding around ‘Le DIRTY’ for the last few days* --- BTW, ‘m sure Veewu joined the team in Pakistan late (after playing the Delhi-something match) coz he wanted to avoid ‘teh BO’ as much as was possible.
Take that, Mr. Sandeep Patil (Quote - 2/3 months ago --- ‘Virender Sehwag is very inconsistent and out of form.’) !!! I PWN you.
So, Mr. Sunny Gavaskar (Quote - 1 or 2 months ago --- ‘Sehwag needs to lose some spare flesh from around his middle’), what about muh Veewu’s excess avoirdupois now, then ?
Muh Veewu Hunny DOESN’T have to lose even a milligram to play like the most sublime batsman I have seen before him --- David Ivon Gower. He doesn’t even need to copy your perfect batting technique, Mr. Gavaskar, to light up a game in which he is involved.
Get that ?
Muh Veewu is like Diego Armando Maradona, like David Ivon Gower. Noone can teach them to play. For them sport is an expression of their Genius. Which ofcourse means that they can’t do ‘coaching’ to save their lives. After all, talent can be nurtured, developed, coaxed to its maximum. But, how can you teach ‘genius’ to someone ? Dear Mr. Sunil Gavaskar, you too could never coach anyone either, could you ?
So ? ‘Pot calling the pot black’, is it, dear Sunny ?’
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
:D
The ‘Star TV News channel’ (Quote - 1-‘n-half to 2 months ago --- ‘Sourav Ganguly, inspite of performing well, has been dropped. The question is, then why Sehwag cannot be dropped too ? After all, he is currently incapable of getting past scores of 30-s and 40-s.’), YOU ARE SO PWND PWND PWNNNNDDD ! Eat DIRT, you !
Take that, M. S. Dhoni !!! Take that for holding Adam Gilchrist as an ideal while there’s dahling Veewu present as the Vice-Captain of the mostly dumb team you are currently keeping for. And don’t even think of thinking of bettering that strike rate.
Because, you can’t.
Generally newspapers (most irritating quote - Virender Sehwag has no technique, and no footwork, to speak of.), YOU ARE ALL SO TOTALLY PWNED !!!
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Right !
Now that the deserving people, and etc., have been pwnd to my satisfaction, I will admit that I actually never watched the 3rd days’ play.
I can’t.
I CAN’T watch when muh Veewu is batting.
Even more so, when there’s people throwing head-high bouncers at him.
Everytime he gets ready to face a ball, with his atrocious technique, and habit of angling his bat, and a total lack of footwork, I am petrified with terror.
So, I don’t watch Veeru batting ‘live’, because I’d like to retain the little sanity I still have in me.
I watch the highlights.
I don’t miss a shot of his innings even if its 'highlights' I am watching, because, Veeru’s batting is always ‘teh highlights’ all through.
:)
*soppy grin*
My angel Veewu !
