coveredinmice Again ! :D
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19th Oct post
(the fic’s summary:)
the title has nothing to do with the story kind of i guessIts Hayden the idiot KoJane, Shakira and Cory stuck in a room where they don't even know how they got into retards
Hayden ? Hayden ?! The celebrity Hayden I know about (Matthew Hayden) is almost certainly both an idiot and a retard ... Er, how'd he get into himself EWW ! *Shudder* Please No MPreg ! PLEASE !!
And Shakira ain't an idiot, no way ! *Pout*
Who are the other two, then ? *Curious*
(the whole of the author’s profile:)
Profiles suck!
HAHAHAHAHAHA ! Teh author?'s profile's too busy sucking and can't get up to be featured ! :D
She always carried a notbook around, a pencil and usually a book that canged every week.
Just how in the universe does a book go 'cang' ?
Deathly Hollows spoilers
WOW new HP book !?? *Holds breath*
ARE THE ANCIANT MYTHS TRUE.
Are they ? *Keeps holding breath while looking for Robert Graves' 'White Goddess' and the Bible and the Quran and Popol Vuh and The Book Of The Dead and the Gita and the Ramayana and the Mahabharata and the Puranas and so on ...*
an amulet with a lighting blot on it
Ooo I wants me a bottle of lightning to blot on things !
Harry Potter was sitting between his friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger eating his favorite dessert, meat pie with pumpkin juice to the side.
Uh ? Meat pie with pumpkin juice is a dessert ? Must try it sometime ... *Mental note* ... possibly just before my demise ...
" ... I LOVE SEVERUS SNAPE" Harry screamed.
Shut yer capslock, Dan Harry, we all know by now you are dying to experiment. You'll get short shrift from AR Snape though.
I KNOW THIS IS RUFF BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO STAY OAT THE GATES.
I think I don't really know this language ... Er, it uses the English alphabets, but what is it ? Is there a primer I could consult ? How about Babelfish ? *Shivers at the idea of using babelfish*
She was suprise but happy at lease. Severus grabbed her and pulled her into a extreme kiss.
*Bewildered* Snape's into snuff ? I thought it was Voldie who'd be ...
"Dad recently I have noticed I can control fire" Bill stated
"So have I. A dragon tried to put me on fire. I was completely engulfed and a friend saw me walk right out of it." Charlie replied.
Arthur signed. He knew this day would come. Since the Weasley clan started they had two gifts. The gift of controlling fire and foresee the future. They were seers, they were fire mages, and usually never had a male in the line. Ginny was the first.
YAY I always knew Ginny's a male ! (Refer Epilogue DH)
And the rest ... ... ? *Thinking hard, very hard*
Severus decharmed his glaive and scooted closer to his love.
Disturbing imagery !
TwIsTeD PlOtS!!!!!!!!!
Twisted fingahZ on keyboard !!!111!!!1!!!!1!
Harry,
We just recived news that someone is turning people into weasels at Hogwarts. MAKE SURE NO ONE GETS TURNED INTO A WEASEL! Thank you. Please tell Ron this.
-Mrs. Weasley
*iZ DeD*
16th Oct post
Harry Potter and the Truth Reveiled
Truth jumped through the veil in order to try escape this author?'s erratic pen ... er ... keyboarding, actually.
Harry was lying down in the cup bored understand stairs
Harry and Tom Thumb crossovah ?
Dear Mr. Potter,
We are happy to inform you that you have been exempted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
AU !!!
He ... was amazed with his son’s power and nauigle.
HUH what ???
Well you two get to class I don’t want you to be lake.
Soggy classrooms are not necessary, certainly. I agree entirely.
getting the loyal future servants trained in the trunk.
G_ngB_ng inna trunk Wow !
blonde boy with a chipmunk-like face (Okay…Malfoy doesn’t have a chipmunk face, but I don’t like him so in my story he has a chipmunk face)
Chipmunk-Hate ! What a novel fanfic theme concept WOW !!
Harry Potter was defiantly alive.
Canon !
... he pulled the cloth off the covered statue revealing a bust of the women. She gasped at the shear beauty that he managed to grasp in to the rock
... He grabbed his tools and finished the last of the face on the bust
... your shear brilliance
Any bets as to whether this is a Geologist and a human mammary glands enthusiast who was more than half asleep while writing this story ?
(the author’s username:)
call me classy
Oh. My ! GODS !! Not that sort again !!! *HeadKeyboard*
his skin hung slightly as baby fat had been exchanged for lean mussel.
Mussel Alien/s YAY !
"Alas, Severus, your hair looks very shiny indeed"
"Thank you, Dumbledore," said Snapa, shaking his hair as a model would do in a herbal essence's advert. Dumbledore undid his long beard which he had carefully tucked into the pocket of his robes.
"Perhaps you'd like to wash mine too," he said, flashing a smile at Snape.
Snape : *Reads*
Snape : *Seeks out perpetrator*
Snape : Sectumsempra !
Ten minutes pass.
Snape (smirking horribly) : Avada Kedavra !
maybe someone Polly juiced him as Potter
Polly put the kettle on
Polly put the kettle on
Polly juiced him as Potter
AARGH ! *Headwall*
She has long straight dirty blond hair to match her green eyes and her personality, well one of her personalities.
OMG schizophrenia and multiple personalities ! *Runs*
(This appears to be an author’s note:)
Oh-Lah Lah I lost my bra and I left my knickers in my bf’s car
*Speechless*
Candi smiled to herself (she had a thing for Russia, so much so her friends called her communism for a whole year).
And both Marx and Engels turned in their respective graves.
Victor Krum ...
"He’s Russian," ...
Fanbrat ! Repeat after me :
Viktor Krum is NOT Russian but a Bulgarian.
Viktor Krum is NOT Russian.
Viktor Krum is a Bulgarian.
Viktor Krum is a Bulgarian.
Viktor Krum is a Bulgarian.
Viktor Krum is a Bulgarian.
And now, write 'Viktor Krum is a Bulgarian.' ten thousand times and submit to me before the first class tomorrow morning.
Really long chapter, next chapter has a funny line in it!
You shitty liar, I died laughing at nearly every sentence !
Though not for the reasons you thought I did, of course ...
(Note: “alexia” actually means “inability to read”.)
*Swoons from horror*
HErmioen went to her room
Eh, who's HErmioen, then ?
Harry recieves his FULL inheritance...it includes the Ancient Power to ReAwaken Jesus and His Deciples...HBP spoilers..... ok for all those Relgious peeps dont hold a grudge against me... im christian... but i had to write it...
I'm Hindu, and 'm terribly curious. Did Judas refuse to be reawakened ? *All agog*
...
19th Oct post
(the fic’s summary:)
the title has nothing to do with the story kind of i guessIts Hayden the idiot KoJane, Shakira and Cory stuck in a room where they don't even know how they got into retards
Hayden ? Hayden ?! The celebrity Hayden I know about (Matthew Hayden) is almost certainly both an idiot and a retard ... Er, how'd he get into himself EWW ! *Shudder* Please No MPreg ! PLEASE !!
And Shakira ain't an idiot, no way ! *Pout*
Who are the other two, then ? *Curious*
(the whole of the author’s profile:)
Profiles suck!
HAHAHAHAHAHA ! Teh author?'s profile's too busy sucking and can't get up to be featured ! :D
She always carried a notbook around, a pencil and usually a book that canged every week.
Just how in the universe does a book go 'cang' ?
Deathly Hollows spoilers
WOW new HP book !?? *Holds breath*
ARE THE ANCIANT MYTHS TRUE.
Are they ? *Keeps holding breath while looking for Robert Graves' 'White Goddess' and the Bible and the Quran and Popol Vuh and The Book Of The Dead and the Gita and the Ramayana and the Mahabharata and the Puranas and so on ...*
an amulet with a lighting blot on it
Ooo I wants me a bottle of lightning to blot on things !
Harry Potter was sitting between his friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger eating his favorite dessert, meat pie with pumpkin juice to the side.
Uh ? Meat pie with pumpkin juice is a dessert ? Must try it sometime ... *Mental note* ... possibly just before my demise ...
" ... I LOVE SEVERUS SNAPE" Harry screamed.
Shut yer capslock, Dan Harry, we all know by now you are dying to experiment. You'll get short shrift from AR Snape though.
I KNOW THIS IS RUFF BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO STAY OAT THE GATES.
I think I don't really know this language ... Er, it uses the English alphabets, but what is it ? Is there a primer I could consult ? How about Babelfish ? *Shivers at the idea of using babelfish*
She was suprise but happy at lease. Severus grabbed her and pulled her into a extreme kiss.
*Bewildered* Snape's into snuff ? I thought it was Voldie who'd be ...
"Dad recently I have noticed I can control fire" Bill stated
"So have I. A dragon tried to put me on fire. I was completely engulfed and a friend saw me walk right out of it." Charlie replied.
Arthur signed. He knew this day would come. Since the Weasley clan started they had two gifts. The gift of controlling fire and foresee the future. They were seers, they were fire mages, and usually never had a male in the line. Ginny was the first.
YAY I always knew Ginny's a male ! (Refer Epilogue DH)
And the rest ... ... ? *Thinking hard, very hard*
Severus decharmed his glaive and scooted closer to his love.
Disturbing imagery !
TwIsTeD PlOtS!!!!!!!!!
Twisted fingahZ on keyboard !!!111!!!1!!!!1!
Harry,
We just recived news that someone is turning people into weasels at Hogwarts. MAKE SURE NO ONE GETS TURNED INTO A WEASEL! Thank you. Please tell Ron this.
-Mrs. Weasley
*iZ DeD*
16th Oct post
Harry Potter and the Truth Reveiled
Truth jumped through the veil in order to try escape this author?'s erratic pen ... er ... keyboarding, actually.
Harry was lying down in the cup bored understand stairs
Harry and Tom Thumb crossovah ?
Dear Mr. Potter,
We are happy to inform you that you have been exempted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
AU !!!
He ... was amazed with his son’s power and nauigle.
HUH what ???
Well you two get to class I don’t want you to be lake.
Soggy classrooms are not necessary, certainly. I agree entirely.
getting the loyal future servants trained in the trunk.
G_ngB_ng inna trunk Wow !
blonde boy with a chipmunk-like face (Okay…Malfoy doesn’t have a chipmunk face, but I don’t like him so in my story he has a chipmunk face)
Chipmunk-Hate ! What a novel fanfic theme concept WOW !!
Harry Potter was defiantly alive.
Canon !
... he pulled the cloth off the covered statue revealing a bust of the women. She gasped at the shear beauty that he managed to grasp in to the rock
... He grabbed his tools and finished the last of the face on the bust
... your shear brilliance
Any bets as to whether this is a Geologist and a human mammary glands enthusiast who was more than half asleep while writing this story ?
(the author’s username:)
call me classy
Oh. My ! GODS !! Not that sort again !!! *HeadKeyboard*
his skin hung slightly as baby fat had been exchanged for lean mussel.
Mussel Alien/s YAY !
"Alas, Severus, your hair looks very shiny indeed"
"Thank you, Dumbledore," said Snapa, shaking his hair as a model would do in a herbal essence's advert. Dumbledore undid his long beard which he had carefully tucked into the pocket of his robes.
"Perhaps you'd like to wash mine too," he said, flashing a smile at Snape.
Snape : *Reads*
Snape : *Seeks out perpetrator*
Snape : Sectumsempra !
Ten minutes pass.
Snape (smirking horribly) : Avada Kedavra !
maybe someone Polly juiced him as Potter
Polly put the kettle on
Polly put the kettle on
Polly juiced him as Potter
AARGH ! *Headwall*
She has long straight dirty blond hair to match her green eyes and her personality, well one of her personalities.
OMG schizophrenia and multiple personalities ! *Runs*
(This appears to be an author’s note:)
Oh-Lah Lah I lost my bra and I left my knickers in my bf’s car
*Speechless*
Candi smiled to herself (she had a thing for Russia, so much so her friends called her communism for a whole year).
And both Marx and Engels turned in their respective graves.
Victor Krum ...
"He’s Russian," ...
Fanbrat ! Repeat after me :
Viktor Krum is NOT Russian but a Bulgarian.
Viktor Krum is NOT Russian.
Viktor Krum is a Bulgarian.
Viktor Krum is a Bulgarian.
Viktor Krum is a Bulgarian.
Viktor Krum is a Bulgarian.
And now, write 'Viktor Krum is a Bulgarian.' ten thousand times and submit to me before the first class tomorrow morning.
Really long chapter, next chapter has a funny line in it!
You shitty liar, I died laughing at nearly every sentence !
Though not for the reasons you thought I did, of course ...
(Note: “alexia” actually means “inability to read”.)
*Swoons from horror*
HErmioen went to her room
Eh, who's HErmioen, then ?
Harry recieves his FULL inheritance...it includes the Ancient Power to ReAwaken Jesus and His Deciples...HBP spoilers..... ok for all those Relgious peeps dont hold a grudge against me... im christian... but i had to write it...
I'm Hindu, and 'm terribly curious. Did Judas refuse to be reawakened ? *All agog*
...