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[ajacazz]

man i had the giggle's in German today, that was fun. Why am I not with Brooke now?

Ok anyways, thought this conversation would give some people the giggle's too, because it most definatly gave them to me.

Ieaysu Tokugawa: Girl Scout Cookies>You
A Jac Azz: really?
Ieaysu Tokugawa: Yes
Ieaysu Tokugawa: Yum yum
Ieaysu Tokugawa: I can only think of one thing that tastes better
A Jac Azz: what would that be.
Ieaysu Tokugawa: Kittens
A Jac Azz: kittens huh
Ieaysu Tokugawa: Speaking of which
Ieaysu Tokugawa: our cat is pregnant
A Jac Azz: lol
Ieaysu Tokugawa: You want one?
A Jac Azz: the dead one?!?!
Ieaysu Tokugawa: You don't have to give it shots
Ieaysu Tokugawa: It can just walk around your house and eat rats
A Jac Azz: we have two cats
Ieaysu Tokugawa: oh
A Jac Azz: when did you get another cat?
Ieaysu Tokugawa: Well we're going to have like 8
A Jac Azz: hahaha
A Jac Azz: when did you get another cat/
Ieaysu Tokugawa: 2 months ago?
Ieaysu Tokugawa: She just kinda lives in the back yard
Ieaysu Tokugawa: but now she went and had unprotected intercourse
A Jac Azz: lol
A Jac Azz: should have packed a condom.
Ieaysu Tokugawa: Should have
Ieaysu Tokugawa: Shes growing kittens as we speak
A Jac Azz: well i guess she's a great spokes woman for safe sex.
Ieaysu Tokugawa: I'm going to have a feast
A Jac Azz: lol omg wtf
Ieaysu Tokugawa: My parents are going to be out of town next weekend 12-14th
Ieaysu Tokugawa: Limo+Destin Commons/Mall+No parent=SEX
A Jac Azz: lol
A Jac Azz: soo
A Jac Azz: what you're telling me is because you're mom and dad are gone...the limo and destin commons/the mall are going to have sex?
Ieaysu Tokugawa: YES
Ieaysu Tokugawa: IF You've never seen 2 shopping complexes and a limo have sex, you haven't lived my friend
A Jac Azz: lol

the end.