As my friend and fellow blogger Julie says
answering memes is like creating a little piece of me frozen in time. And by retaking it I can compare the results and see how much I've changed, and how much as stayed the same.
here's the link to last time I took this meme, if you're interested in comparing.The Easy ones
Where will you be 2 hours from now?
Hopefully still here, but with my French essay in front of me instead of this.
Who was the last person of the opposite sex to text you and what did it say?
I don't think I've received a text from the opposite sex in weeks. Maybe last thursday my boss told me he'd messed up with my payment.
Can you make yourself sneeze?
no. I just tried. But I will practise from now on.
what is your current mood?
tired and nervous. (French paper!)
what are you doing wednesday?
School, coffee date, work out.
who was the last person to sleep in your bed besides yourself?
Oh my... In my bed. Has anyone been allowed in my bed since the awful April Shower Incident of 2010? I doubt it. Well, in that case the last one to sleep in my bed was my (now former) friend Stian who peed in it. Yeah STIAN B, no longer my friend. Stupid bed-peer (peeer? pee-er? pee'er? pee'r? the word lost its meaning). Pay what you owe, bitch.
where were you at 9 am this morning?
In bed, checking my email.
whose bedroom were you in last?
apart from my own it was my friend Maria's.
who was the last person you yelled at?
I can't recall. I don't remember who I yelled at. I am such a zen person. Calm and cool. I never yell at anybody.
what does the first text message in your inbox say?
Translated from Norwegian it says: "I am bored, and the weather is nice, so all my instincts tell me to get out. you?"
what are you listening to right now?
I am actually watching ANTM, so I am listening to the crazy ramblings of Tyra Banks.
how has the week been?
Wonderful up until my journey home from the West. Then it was terrible. Then I watched telly with Julie and it was wonderful again.
who are most of the texts in your inbox from?
Maria
is there something you wish you could tell someone?
Well, yes. I think. I can't come up with anything, though.
do you sleep with the television on?
I don't own a telly. If I did I wouldn't've slept with it on, though.
are you too forgiving?
absolutely not. I am just the right amount of forgiving.
where are your parents right now?
I'm guessing at home. I don't know. They're adults, and don't have to answer to me or anybody.
who do miss?:
This sentence misses a pronoun, hahaha! Got it? And shouldn't it be WHOM anyway?
what was the last thing you put in your mouth?
a spoon. With Kiwi-yoghurt, which is surprisingly delicious.
if you could have any car what would it be?
your mom's car. Bam.
what are you stressed out about?
my French essay I still haven't written.
how many windows are open on your computer?
Four. VLC, Word, Firefox and Finder.
in the past week have you gotten sick?
I have been sick. From being hung over. Does that count?
how many myspace profiles have you had?
One, but I don't like it.
who was your last call from?
My sister.
when was the last time you drove?
When I was 16.
how much clothes do you have in your closet?
Are they asking what I believe they are asking? As in how many articles of clothing are currently in my wardrobe? And if so, are they actually expecting anyone to know that?
on a scale of 1-10 how good is life?
5
are you straight?
Mostly.
do you think you'll be a good mother/father?
That I do.
Hard
1. Will you answer every question honestly?
Not for the rest of my life, no. But for this meme I guess I will.
2. Have you ever stayed up all night while drunk or high?
Yes. I have. I'm that cool.
3. Have you ever punched anyone in the face?
I have.
4. Do you miss anything or anyone?
Of course. Missing things is what makes us human.
5. What makes you laugh no matter what?
Ugly people who don't know they ugly.
6. Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past five hours?
no
7. Who was the last person you talked to?
Maria.
8. What do you dislike at the moment?
The stupid Actor who has this really fake Tony Soprano accent on Castle.
HARDER
1. Do you get butterflies thinking about the guy/girl you like?
Oh yes. yes I do. Butterflies and caterpillars and pupae. It makes me nauseous and terrified. Insects! Insects in my tummy! All because of some boy!
2. Do you think it is bad to have sex at your age?
It's not bad, it's terrible. Awful. How can people in their mid-twenties fornicate? Please do not talk about such things in my presence.
3. Will you get married?
I hope I will. But I am not engaged right now, so I don't know that for sure.
4. Will you be doing drugs in the near future?
That depends on how near the future is. If we're talking near future as in the next 24 hours I'd guess no. If we're talking near future in geological terms I can almost guarantee it.
5. Do you lie about your age?
From time to time.
VERY PERSONAL
1. Are you happy with yourself?
Somewhat.
2. Would you change yourself for the person you love?
I think I would. Actually I think I already have changed a bit. No drastic changes, but just an adaptation, as everyone do in new surroundings. I wouldn't do any drastic changes to my personality, but I might wear more ribbons in my hair and walk more, and generally accomodate. As I would expect from my future partner.
3. What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
Things will work out. They have to work out. In one way or the other. If they don't work out, nothing will. Anyways, there's always Cuba.
SECRETS
1. When did you actually last cry?
Yesterday, I watched the season 2 finale of Torchwood.
2. Do you believe in religion?
I believe the concept religion exist, yes.
3. When was the last time you fell asleep with a girl?
Thursday. She wasn't in my bed, but we fell asleep in the same room.
4. What is currently on your mind?
This meme. The stupid incredible plot in Caslte. My French Essay.
5. Has a girl ever seriously punched you in the face?
no, this face is too pretty to be ruined. And the only guy who ever beat me up (Christopher, you know who you are!) stayed clear of my face.
SHOCKING
1. Have you done bad things with your parents nearby?
How nearby. And what counts as bad? I'll just go for yes.
3. Did you ever fail the school year?
no
4. Do you think your future will be a good one?
I have no idea. Absolutely none. From here it could go either way.
THE DEEP STUFF
1. Do you think you were raised well?
yes
2. Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE?
Yeah, but mainly because it's not really interesting.
3. How do you handle stress?
Drugs? I get pissy, maybe. I don't think I actually handle stress. I just... ignore it until it goes away.
4. How would you spend your last day alive?
Hopefully in a satisfactory way, and not like, on death row or on life support.
5. Do you hide things well or do you have a guilty conscience?
My face can be as blank as canvas... that is blank. And not full of paint. I actually don't think I have a conscience.
7. If your parents got divorced and you had to pick mom or dad to live with, who would you choose?
They did. I picked mum. Not that dad would have me anyway. (she said bitterly)
THE LOVE STUFF
1. Do you think you know the meaning of love?
No. Why whould I think that? I either would know the meaning of love or I wouldn't. I wouldn't think I knew.
2.What’s the most important part of a relationship in your opinion?
laughter and good sex.
3. If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them?
Of course not. Unless they were stupid enough to make an ultimatum. I don't do ultimatums. I'm so cool and intense.
THE RANDOM STUFF
1. Do you spend time with the same people always?
Yes. Always.
2. Do you think best friends can be replaced?
Yes. Of course. People change.
3. Are you the type that would rather stay at other people's houses or have them at yours?
Both. I like visits. But I live far away. When I get my new sweet flat I would love for people to come over. All the time. For ever and ever and ever. AND EVER!
4. When is the last time you were truly happy with your life?
Seriously? Who is truly happy? Or unhappy? As I child maybe? no. That's not true. Maybe when I was on drugs. Drugs. mmmm. Druuuugz-uh.
5. Where was your default facebook picture taken?
In my mum's (then nan's) dining room. In 1987.
6. Do you think long distance relationships are ever really worth it?
Ever? Of course I do. I mean it has to be worth it if you love eachother and have been together for years.
7. What is your favorite color?
Burgundy, Tyrian Purple, mint green.
8. What do you do when you have a bad day?
I stare. I drink. I whine to myself. I watch trashy telly with Maria. I opress.
9. Do you really think exes can be "just friends"?
absolutely not.
10. Who texted you last?
Maria, agreeing with me in that Teri Hatcher looked old and uglies.
11. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Oh wow. I don't know. Ages ago. That's sad.
12. If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away, would you?
I would. I am. By the end of this month.
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13. Do you fall for people easily?
I used to. I don't anymore. I find people attractive. Hot, even. But I don't fall for them.
14. Are you quick to start an argument?
No, not really.
15. Do your parents really know YOU?
Parents- PSAH! My mother knows ME.
16. Lyrics stuck in your head?
Not now, no. yay!
17. Are you tired?
Yup. But I can't sleep. Must do work.
18. Any friends you'd like to tell how much you appreciate them?
I usually tell them that. I think.
19. Last time you walked farther than one block?
Today.
OFF THE WALL QUESTIONS
1. What negative word do you use the most?
no or not.
2. Do you own an iPod/mp3?
I have a smartphone.