ARH!
My life sucks. I have so many days off now, and due to excessive shopping and quite the opposite amounts of planning I am pretty broke. And by pretty broke I mean that the random street kid in a small town outside Sierra Leone's capital who only has lived on his friends toenails probably is richer than me. Why yes, I am making a point of being as PC as possible.
The thing is, see I should have had 7000kr more because my deposit should have been here by now. Stupid landlord said he'd give to me on Monday. Monday was four effing days ago. Eff! It's no fun having four days off and nothing to do but sit. I want to shop! Or get drunk. Or at least eat! But I won't get my salary until Tuesday.
AYNA: I'm broke.
AYNA: *calls landlord*
LANDLORD: Hello?
AYNA: Give me my deposit money, bitch!
LL: I gave you your money on Monday.
AYNA: ...
AYNA: No, you didn't! That's a bloody lie, innit? I ain't got nuffink!
LL: Why are you all chav all of a sudden?
AYNA: Don't you change the subject! (liar)
LL: ...
LL: Aaah! yes I remember now.
AYNA: So, bitch, where my money at?
LL: That's not chav.
AYNA: *gives death glare thgough phone thus making it scarier*
LL: *coughs* yes. I didn't give you your money because I forgot.
AYNA: ...
AYNA: But!
LL: I'll take care of it straight away.
AYNA: But then I won't get it until Monday!
LL: No, you won't because Monday is a red day. You'll get it Tuesday.
AYNA: But by then I'll get my salary!
LL: Okay. Hardly my problem. *hangs up*
AYNA: Hello Square one.
SQUARE ONE: Hello again, Ayna. You are broke until Tuesday.
My life sucks!
The thing is, see I should have had 7000kr more because my deposit should have been here by now. Stupid landlord said he'd give to me on Monday. Monday was four effing days ago. Eff! It's no fun having four days off and nothing to do but sit. I want to shop! Or get drunk. Or at least eat! But I won't get my salary until Tuesday.
AYNA: I'm broke.
AYNA: *calls landlord*
LANDLORD: Hello?
AYNA: Give me my deposit money, bitch!
LL: I gave you your money on Monday.
AYNA: ...
AYNA: No, you didn't! That's a bloody lie, innit? I ain't got nuffink!
LL: Why are you all chav all of a sudden?
AYNA: Don't you change the subject! (liar)
LL: ...
LL: Aaah! yes I remember now.
AYNA: So, bitch, where my money at?
LL: That's not chav.
AYNA: *gives death glare thgough phone thus making it scarier*
LL: *coughs* yes. I didn't give you your money because I forgot.
AYNA: ...
AYNA: But!
LL: I'll take care of it straight away.
AYNA: But then I won't get it until Monday!
LL: No, you won't because Monday is a red day. You'll get it Tuesday.
AYNA: But by then I'll get my salary!
LL: Okay. Hardly my problem. *hangs up*
AYNA: Hello Square one.
SQUARE ONE: Hello again, Ayna. You are broke until Tuesday.
My life sucks!