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My dearest Jimmy,
When selecting a car, one of the first things a person must do is consider where the car is going to be driven. A convertable sports car is an excellent choice for a warm weather climate, such as the one in which you find yourself presently. It is not a good choice for the American countryside WHERE IT SNOWS AND THERE ARE BLOODY DEER RUNNING ABOUT!
Thank God, everyone is fine. Especially the mechanic who fixed the car, who need not fear for the source of his next meal. I merely ask you to bear his little truth in mind the next time you decide to collude with my mother to buy me a car.
Yours,
-Aj
PS Ambrose, I know you and the others are sitting there laughing at this, and it isn't funny. In penance, I want you all to say a prayer for me, becuase I feel ready to lose my mind. Again.