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To the seven (and counting) people who have requested I help them with/edit their 26-280 paper for Wednesday:
1) I am not Professor Pender
2) I am not Professor Pender's Teaching Assistant
3) I do not sit alone in my room desperately awaiting papers to edit - I have work of my own.
4) My comments will in no way guarantee you an A on the paper
5) Judging from what I've seen, my comments are horribly insufficient for helping you with the mess of incoherent rambling you have assembled
6) I cannot teach you the entire course over a beer, nor do I have any desire to
7) Failing to have read any of the course material or ever attend the class is likely your problem; I suggest you seek help far beyond a stranger's opinion about your academic talents
8) Chances are, I don't fucking like you and I hope you fail
That is all.
1) I am not Professor Pender
2) I am not Professor Pender's Teaching Assistant
3) I do not sit alone in my room desperately awaiting papers to edit - I have work of my own.
4) My comments will in no way guarantee you an A on the paper
5) Judging from what I've seen, my comments are horribly insufficient for helping you with the mess of incoherent rambling you have assembled
6) I cannot teach you the entire course over a beer, nor do I have any desire to
7) Failing to have read any of the course material or ever attend the class is likely your problem; I suggest you seek help far beyond a stranger's opinion about your academic talents
8) Chances are, I don't fucking like you and I hope you fail
That is all.