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Laura's thoughts on Twilight:
LAURA: "So, wait, like, he was watching her sleep? That would be embarrassing though. Like if she let out a night fart. And Edward goes, "THAT DOESN'T SMELL LIKE FREESIA."
LACEY: *starts laughing so hard she's pounding her fist on the floor*
LAURA: "And then he just leaps out the window. And all you see are curtains flailing."
LACEY: *laughing hysterically*
LAURA: "Annnd that was how Twilight should have ended. In like twenty minutes."
LAURA: "So, wait, like, he was watching her sleep? That would be embarrassing though. Like if she let out a night fart. And Edward goes, "THAT DOESN'T SMELL LIKE FREESIA."
LACEY: *starts laughing so hard she's pounding her fist on the floor*
LAURA: "And then he just leaps out the window. And all you see are curtains flailing."
LACEY: *laughing hysterically*
LAURA: "Annnd that was how Twilight should have ended. In like twenty minutes."