story for blissy
CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board SECOND PERIG33 ROMANCE DAY.
CAC: :33 < *ac purrowls into the room!!! it is decorated with purretty red and black decorations beclaws of all the supurr-romantic things that efuryone is about to engage in*
CAC: :33 < *suddenly she realizes her fancy romance room is one hundred purrcent empty!! it is a rather lonely place and she decides to invite some of her best furiends!*
CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] responded to memo.
CURRENT centaursTesticle [CCT] responded to memo.
CURRENT apocalypseArisen [CAA] responded to memo.
CCT: D --> Hi
CAC: :33 < h33h33 efuryone
CAC: :33 < welcome to pawsibly the most romantic place in the world!
CAC: :33 < *ac starts a drum roll befur she tells efuryone exactly what it is, which is............*
CCG: LOOK WE GET THE POINT.
CCG: THIS IS SOME THING ABOUT YOUR OBSESSIVE SHIPPING. WHOOP-DEE-FUCKING DOO.
CCG: WHY ARE WE ACTUALLY HERE, I MEAN. ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH US MATE OR SOMETHING.
CCG: BECAUSE I AM SO NOT IN THE FUCKING MOOD RIGHT NOW FOR US TO BE ON AUTISTIC TROLL CANDID FUCKING CAMERA OKAY
CAC: :33 < h33h33 karkitty <33
CAC: :33 < its just romantic!!
CAC: :33 < i mean thats why i invited who i did! beclaws of the pairings :33
CAA: 0h
CAA: this is stupid
CAA: i d0nt have time f0r this 0_0
CAA: 0r well
CAA: i d0
CAA: i just wanted t0 be p0lite
CAA: i actually think this is a stupid idea and i d0nt want t0 be here s0 im n0t g0ing t0 be
CAA: bye 0_0
CCT: D --> Er
CCT: D --> Aradia might I um
CCT: D --> Request you reconsider and recanter your "bye"
CCT: D --> Despite my er
CCT: D --> Problems
CCT: D --> With Nepeta's eagerness
CCT: D --> I do believe spending some time with you w001d be enjoyable
CCT: D --> I don't mean to whinny until I am b100 in the face and my throat is horse
CCT: D --> But
CCG: OH HEY NEPETA
CAA: 0h
CAA: 0k
CCG: YOU FORGOT TO INVITE SOMEONE, I'LL FIX THAT
CAC: :33 < oh okay!!
CAC: :33 < anything to make this more romantic :33
CCT: D --> Oh good
CCT: D --> Than%
CCT: D --> You won't regret this
CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] responded to memo.
CAA: yes i will
CAC: :(( < ...
CCG: HI TEREZI.
CCG: HOW'S IT GOING.
CGC: H3H3H3 4WWWW YOU 1NV1T3D M3 1N H3R3?
CGC: HOW SW33T <3
CCG: HEY HEY HEY
CCG: NO HEARTS
CCG: I'LL TROLL YOU BUT NO HEARTS IN HERE GOT IT.
CAC: X(( < ...
CAC banned CGC from responding to memo.
CCT: D --> So
CCT: D --> Aradia
CCT: D --> How are you tonight, my b100-b100ded be100ved
CCG: WHAT
CCG: NEPETA WHAT THE HELL
CCG: WHAT WAS THAT FOR WHY DID YOU BAN TEREZI
CAC: :33 < i just think it is pawsibly more relaxing and romantic in here without her
CAC: :33 < right? :DD
CCG: OH GOD WAS THIS ALL JUST AN ELABORATE SCHEME TO GET YOUR PAWS ALL OVER MY BULGE.
CCG: JEGUS FUCKING GOG.
CAA: im 0k
CAA: im always 0k
CAA: als0 im leaving
CAA ceased responding to memo.
CCT: D --> No wait
CCT ceased responding to memo.
CAC: :33 < oh hey look
CAC: :33 < were all alone
CAC: :33 < h33h33h33~
FUTURE gallowsCalibrator [FGC] 2 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
CAC: :33 < *ac climbs in karkats lap and starts to purr*
FGC: WH4T
FGC: N3P3T4 1 THOUGHT W3 W3R3 FR13NDS >8[
CAC: :33 < !!!
CAC: :33 < *ac bares her claws and growls!!! this is her karkitty and shes not getting out of his lap*
FGC: *GC R41S3S H3R H34D 1N 4 F3ROC1OUS GROWL 4ND TOSS3S 4S1D3 TH3 TIG3R CUB C4RC4SS SH3 W4S NOMM1NG*
FGC: *4 M1GHTY BURST OF FL4M3 3M3RG3S FROM H3R NOS3 4ND STR34KS THROUGH TH3 41R TOW4RDS H3R ONC3-GOOD TIG3R FR13ND*
CAC: :33 < *ac jumps ofur the furlame and lands on the dragonnyds face!!! their furiendship is dashed by their love fur karkat*
CCG: HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO CRAZY BITCHES DOING
FGC: W4NN4 T4K3 TH1S TO TH3 P1L3 OF C4N3S 4ND CL4WS N3P3T4 >8[
CAC: :33 < gladly!! >:OO
CAC ceased responding to memo.
FGC ceased responding to memo.
CCG: UH
CCG: WAIT COME BACK I WAS KINDA HAVING FUN WATCHING THAT
CURRENT adiosToreador [CAT] responded to memo.
CAT: hEY, aM i TOO LATE, fOR THE FUN PARTY, }:(
CURRENT arachnidsGrip [CAG] responded to memo.
CAG: Party's just getting staaaaaaaarted, Tavros. ;;;;D
CAT: ,,,
CAT: D:{
CAC: :33 < *ac purrowls into the room!!! it is decorated with purretty red and black decorations beclaws of all the supurr-romantic things that efuryone is about to engage in*
CAC: :33 < *suddenly she realizes her fancy romance room is one hundred purrcent empty!! it is a rather lonely place and she decides to invite some of her best furiends!*
CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] responded to memo.
CURRENT centaursTesticle [CCT] responded to memo.
CURRENT apocalypseArisen [CAA] responded to memo.
CCT: D --> Hi
CAC: :33 < h33h33 efuryone
CAC: :33 < welcome to pawsibly the most romantic place in the world!
CAC: :33 < *ac starts a drum roll befur she tells efuryone exactly what it is, which is............*
CCG: LOOK WE GET THE POINT.
CCG: THIS IS SOME THING ABOUT YOUR OBSESSIVE SHIPPING. WHOOP-DEE-FUCKING DOO.
CCG: WHY ARE WE ACTUALLY HERE, I MEAN. ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH US MATE OR SOMETHING.
CCG: BECAUSE I AM SO NOT IN THE FUCKING MOOD RIGHT NOW FOR US TO BE ON AUTISTIC TROLL CANDID FUCKING CAMERA OKAY
CAC: :33 < h33h33 karkitty <33
CAC: :33 < its just romantic!!
CAC: :33 < i mean thats why i invited who i did! beclaws of the pairings :33
CAA: 0h
CAA: this is stupid
CAA: i d0nt have time f0r this 0_0
CAA: 0r well
CAA: i d0
CAA: i just wanted t0 be p0lite
CAA: i actually think this is a stupid idea and i d0nt want t0 be here s0 im n0t g0ing t0 be
CAA: bye 0_0
CCT: D --> Er
CCT: D --> Aradia might I um
CCT: D --> Request you reconsider and recanter your "bye"
CCT: D --> Despite my er
CCT: D --> Problems
CCT: D --> With Nepeta's eagerness
CCT: D --> I do believe spending some time with you w001d be enjoyable
CCT: D --> I don't mean to whinny until I am b100 in the face and my throat is horse
CCT: D --> But
CCG: OH HEY NEPETA
CAA: 0h
CAA: 0k
CCG: YOU FORGOT TO INVITE SOMEONE, I'LL FIX THAT
CAC: :33 < oh okay!!
CAC: :33 < anything to make this more romantic :33
CCT: D --> Oh good
CCT: D --> Than%
CCT: D --> You won't regret this
CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] responded to memo.
CAA: yes i will
CAC: :(( < ...
CCG: HI TEREZI.
CCG: HOW'S IT GOING.
CGC: H3H3H3 4WWWW YOU 1NV1T3D M3 1N H3R3?
CGC: HOW SW33T <3
CCG: HEY HEY HEY
CCG: NO HEARTS
CCG: I'LL TROLL YOU BUT NO HEARTS IN HERE GOT IT.
CAC: X(( < ...
CAC banned CGC from responding to memo.
CCT: D --> So
CCT: D --> Aradia
CCT: D --> How are you tonight, my b100-b100ded be100ved
CCG: WHAT
CCG: NEPETA WHAT THE HELL
CCG: WHAT WAS THAT FOR WHY DID YOU BAN TEREZI
CAC: :33 < i just think it is pawsibly more relaxing and romantic in here without her
CAC: :33 < right? :DD
CCG: OH GOD WAS THIS ALL JUST AN ELABORATE SCHEME TO GET YOUR PAWS ALL OVER MY BULGE.
CCG: JEGUS FUCKING GOG.
CAA: im 0k
CAA: im always 0k
CAA: als0 im leaving
CAA ceased responding to memo.
CCT: D --> No wait
CCT ceased responding to memo.
CAC: :33 < oh hey look
CAC: :33 < were all alone
CAC: :33 < h33h33h33~
FUTURE gallowsCalibrator [FGC] 2 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
CAC: :33 < *ac climbs in karkats lap and starts to purr*
FGC: WH4T
FGC: N3P3T4 1 THOUGHT W3 W3R3 FR13NDS >8[
CAC: :33 < !!!
CAC: :33 < *ac bares her claws and growls!!! this is her karkitty and shes not getting out of his lap*
FGC: *GC R41S3S H3R H34D 1N 4 F3ROC1OUS GROWL 4ND TOSS3S 4S1D3 TH3 TIG3R CUB C4RC4SS SH3 W4S NOMM1NG*
FGC: *4 M1GHTY BURST OF FL4M3 3M3RG3S FROM H3R NOS3 4ND STR34KS THROUGH TH3 41R TOW4RDS H3R ONC3-GOOD TIG3R FR13ND*
CAC: :33 < *ac jumps ofur the furlame and lands on the dragonnyds face!!! their furiendship is dashed by their love fur karkat*
CCG: HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO CRAZY BITCHES DOING
FGC: W4NN4 T4K3 TH1S TO TH3 P1L3 OF C4N3S 4ND CL4WS N3P3T4 >8[
CAC: :33 < gladly!! >:OO
CAC ceased responding to memo.
FGC ceased responding to memo.
CCG: UH
CCG: WAIT COME BACK I WAS KINDA HAVING FUN WATCHING THAT
CURRENT adiosToreador [CAT] responded to memo.
CAT: hEY, aM i TOO LATE, fOR THE FUN PARTY, }:(
CURRENT arachnidsGrip [CAG] responded to memo.
CAG: Party's just getting staaaaaaaarted, Tavros. ;;;;D
CAT: ,,,
CAT: D:{