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arsenicCatnip [AC] -
CG: OKAY NEPETA
CG: LISTEN UP BECAUSE I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE.
CG: PERK UP YOUR WEIRD FELINE AURAL SPONGE CLOTS SO YOU GET THIS THROUGH YOUR SKULL AND INTO YOUR BRAIN
CG: YOUR BRAIN THAT'S PROBABLY JUST DANCING RIGHT NOW WITH LITTLE PICTURES OF EVERY ONE OF YOUR ACQUAINTANCES MAKING OUT WITH ALL THE OTHERS IN A FLAGRANT DISPLAY OF RED AND BLACK CARELESSNESS
CG: LET ME JUST TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THAT IF YOU'RE IMAGINING ME TONGUEFENCING WITH GAMZEE RIGHT NOW THAT YOU CAN WRAP THAT UP IN THE CAST-OFF LARVAL CASING OF A NEWLY WRIGGLED TROLL AND CRAM IT RIGHT THE FUCK UP YOUR NOOK BECAUSE THAT SHIT'S NOT HAPPENING.
AC: :33 < *ac takes advantage of karkats exc33dingly long gr33ting to tackle him and curl up with him in the furiendliest of all hug balls!! she licks his ch33k and says hi karkat!!*
CG: HEY.
CG: NO.
CG: BAD CAT.
CG: KARKAT'S NOT TROLL KOSHER WITH THIS SHIT BECAUSE
CG: WELL YOU KNOW
CG: I'M FUCKING PISSED OFF, I ASSUMED YOU WOULD HAVE SCRAPED THAT CONCLUSION TOGETHER FROM THAT PARAGRAPH OF INVECTIVE I SLAMMED DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES LIKE A MINUTE AND A HALF AGO.
CG: SO JUST LISTEN UP OKAY
AC: :(( < siiiiiigh
AC: :(( < *ac siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighs*
AC: :(( < okay
AC: :33 < what do you n33d karkat?
CG: JUST.
CG: THIS BOX YOU LEFT IN MY CHAIR.
CG: THE GREEN ONE WITH THE RED BOW ON IT
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH IT.
CG: IT'S NOT EVEN THE TWELFTH PERIGEE SO IT'S NOT FOR THAT.
CG: AND MY WRIGGLING DAY WAS WEEKS AGO.
CG: WHAT GIVES.
AC: :33 < oh!!
AC: :33 < *ac giggles with excitement!*
AC: :33 < its got something in it fur you
AC: :33 < so that we can purrlay together!
AC: :33 < open it open it open it
CG: HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE YOU DROVE A DUMPTRUCK IN HERE FULL OF HOW LITTLE I FUCKING CARE ABOUT PLAYING WITH YOU
CG: AND POURED IT ALL OVER ME.
CG: I'M JUST BURIED IN GODDAMN APATHY OVER HERE NEPETA.
CG: SERIOUSLY.
AC: :(( < i made it special
AC: :(( < *ac sniffles*
CG: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
CG: FINE I'LL OPEN IT
CG: JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.
- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling
arsenicCatnip [AC] -
- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling
arsenicCatnip [AC] -
CG: SO UH.
CG: I WAS INTENDING TO JUST YOU KNOW
CG: RECONNECT AND START YELLING AT YOU FOR HOW SHITTY I ASSUMED THE PRESENT WAS GOING TO BE BUT
CG: THIS ISN'T SOMETHING WE CAN USE TO PLAY.
CG: IT'S UH.
CG: ...
AC: :33 < yes!
AC: :33 < h33h33 i tricked you
AC: :33 < its a picture of your lusus
AC: :33 < i drew it myself
AC: :33 < it um...
AC: :|| < it always really helps me to have a picture of pounce around!
AC: :33 < so i thought it might help you to have one of crabdaddy
CG: I UH
CG: UH.
CG: WELL.
CG: UH
CG: THANKS
CG: UH
CG: WOW
CG: THIS IS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE I'M GONNA GET OFF BEFORE I START BABBLING LIKE A FUCKNUT BUT
CG: THANKS, NEPETA.
AC: :33 < anything fur a furiend karkitty!!
AC: :33 < h33h33
- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling
arsenicCatnip [AC] -
AC: :33 < <33
arsenicCatnip [AC] -
CG: OKAY NEPETA
CG: LISTEN UP BECAUSE I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE.
CG: PERK UP YOUR WEIRD FELINE AURAL SPONGE CLOTS SO YOU GET THIS THROUGH YOUR SKULL AND INTO YOUR BRAIN
CG: YOUR BRAIN THAT'S PROBABLY JUST DANCING RIGHT NOW WITH LITTLE PICTURES OF EVERY ONE OF YOUR ACQUAINTANCES MAKING OUT WITH ALL THE OTHERS IN A FLAGRANT DISPLAY OF RED AND BLACK CARELESSNESS
CG: LET ME JUST TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THAT IF YOU'RE IMAGINING ME TONGUEFENCING WITH GAMZEE RIGHT NOW THAT YOU CAN WRAP THAT UP IN THE CAST-OFF LARVAL CASING OF A NEWLY WRIGGLED TROLL AND CRAM IT RIGHT THE FUCK UP YOUR NOOK BECAUSE THAT SHIT'S NOT HAPPENING.
AC: :33 < *ac takes advantage of karkats exc33dingly long gr33ting to tackle him and curl up with him in the furiendliest of all hug balls!! she licks his ch33k and says hi karkat!!*
CG: HEY.
CG: NO.
CG: BAD CAT.
CG: KARKAT'S NOT TROLL KOSHER WITH THIS SHIT BECAUSE
CG: WELL YOU KNOW
CG: I'M FUCKING PISSED OFF, I ASSUMED YOU WOULD HAVE SCRAPED THAT CONCLUSION TOGETHER FROM THAT PARAGRAPH OF INVECTIVE I SLAMMED DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES LIKE A MINUTE AND A HALF AGO.
CG: SO JUST LISTEN UP OKAY
AC: :(( < siiiiiigh
AC: :(( < *ac siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighs*
AC: :(( < okay
AC: :33 < what do you n33d karkat?
CG: JUST.
CG: THIS BOX YOU LEFT IN MY CHAIR.
CG: THE GREEN ONE WITH THE RED BOW ON IT
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH IT.
CG: IT'S NOT EVEN THE TWELFTH PERIGEE SO IT'S NOT FOR THAT.
CG: AND MY WRIGGLING DAY WAS WEEKS AGO.
CG: WHAT GIVES.
AC: :33 < oh!!
AC: :33 < *ac giggles with excitement!*
AC: :33 < its got something in it fur you
AC: :33 < so that we can purrlay together!
AC: :33 < open it open it open it
CG: HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE YOU DROVE A DUMPTRUCK IN HERE FULL OF HOW LITTLE I FUCKING CARE ABOUT PLAYING WITH YOU
CG: AND POURED IT ALL OVER ME.
CG: I'M JUST BURIED IN GODDAMN APATHY OVER HERE NEPETA.
CG: SERIOUSLY.
AC: :(( < i made it special
AC: :(( < *ac sniffles*
CG: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
CG: FINE I'LL OPEN IT
CG: JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.
- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling
arsenicCatnip [AC] -
- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling
arsenicCatnip [AC] -
CG: SO UH.
CG: I WAS INTENDING TO JUST YOU KNOW
CG: RECONNECT AND START YELLING AT YOU FOR HOW SHITTY I ASSUMED THE PRESENT WAS GOING TO BE BUT
CG: THIS ISN'T SOMETHING WE CAN USE TO PLAY.
CG: IT'S UH.
CG: ...
AC: :33 < yes!
AC: :33 < h33h33 i tricked you
AC: :33 < its a picture of your lusus
AC: :33 < i drew it myself
AC: :33 < it um...
AC: :|| < it always really helps me to have a picture of pounce around!
AC: :33 < so i thought it might help you to have one of crabdaddy
CG: I UH
CG: UH.
CG: WELL.
CG: UH
CG: THANKS
CG: UH
CG: WOW
CG: THIS IS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE I'M GONNA GET OFF BEFORE I START BABBLING LIKE A FUCKNUT BUT
CG: THANKS, NEPETA.
AC: :33 < anything fur a furiend karkitty!!
AC: :33 < h33h33
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arsenicCatnip [AC] -
AC: :33 < <33