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AT: ,,,tHERE COULD NOT HAVE BEEN A LOVELIER SIGHT; bUT THERE WAS NONE TO SEE IT EXCEPT A LITTLE TROLL WHO WAS STARING IN AT THE WINDOW,
Dave tried to ignore the troll as he strifed, one lens dedicated to Pesterchum while the other remained translucent. It was hard fighting with only one eye, but he had to keep his other one available in case Jade or John needed him- Rose could handle herself, but the other two dorks needed help sometimes. Unfortunately that left him open for trolling.
AT: hE HAD HAD ECSTACIES INNUMERABLE THAT OTHER YOUNG TROLLS CAN NEVER KNOW, bUT HE WAS LOOKING THROUGH THE WINDOW AT THE ONE JOY FROM WHICH HE MUST BE FOREVER, eRR, bARRED,
What the hell was he going on about, anyway? Some story or something, he'd started tuning him out hours ago. The trolls were useful sometimes, entertaining others, but right now this was mostly just distracting as hell as he chopped a path through the various monsters with his sword. Seriously just what the hell. In fact.
TG: ok look tavros
TG: im not really even sure what the hell youre doing over there but right now im kind of in the zone
TG: its a zone in which i chop up these monsters with my fucking awesome sword
TG: half sword
TG: whatever
TG: and where you arent rambling at me about your adventures in dickfuck britland or whatever the fuck that just was
AT: iT'S UM, pUPA PAN, aND IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME, }:(
TG: haha wow are you serious
TG: youve been rambling at me for three hours now about troll peter pan and his adventures with his group of future molestation victims
TG: i would have enjoyed this whole thing a lot more if i knew you were into guys in tights at
AT: i UM,
AT: iT'S ACTUALLY REALLY, nOT ABOUT THAT,
AT: iT'S JUST, i'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO FLY, aND,
AT: i COULD, fOR A LITTLE WHILE, wITH PROSPIT, bUT NOW IT'S GONE AND,
AT: i MEAN, tHE STORY'S ALWAYS BEEN IMPORTANT TO ME, bUT NOW,
AT: iT'S JUST, eVEN MORE IMPORTANT, aND, }:(
Dave mentally facepalmed. He would have really facepalmed but he was kind of dual-wielding swords, that wasn't even close to a good idea right now, he'd probably end up with a fucking mouth full of long hilts. He hadn't fucking meant to actually insult something that was so desperately important to the troll or anything, fuck.
TG: ugh
TG: look shut up for a minute and let me skip time to somewhere where i'm a little safer
TG: zwipzwipzwipzwipzwip
TG: that was my fucking time sound effect
TG: for when i fuck time right in its jeans
TG: just right through the denim like the dirty slutty clock it is and knows it is
TG: anyway
TG: im gonna tell you a story at so sit your clanky butt down in a dickrester or whatever the hell you guys call chairs
AT: i, uM,
AT: i'M NOT, sURE i'M COMFORTABLE WITH YOU THINKING ABOUT THE NOISES MY REAR MAKES, bUT,
AT: oK, fIRMLY SEATED, lAY IT ON ME, "fUCKER," }:D
TG: jesus
TG: ok once upon a time there was a troll named
TG: i dunno davros how about that
TG: destroying universes and making robots that look like wastebaskets while also drooling over fairies and having flight aneurysms
TG: anyway this dude davros was all sad and shit because a) hed lost his robots and the immortality and universe destroying and also was a lame troll now
TG: and b) because he couldnt fly like he wanted to do
TG: anyway so he was sad and shit but then a fucking light came down from the heavens
TG: it was a glorious thing shining with the radiance of a million angels as the voices of twenty million choirs also of angels sang
TG: it was a lot of fucking angels at are you getting the point here
TG: anyway this fucking thing came down
TG: and landed in front of you
TG: uh
TG: i mean davros
TG: anyway it was me i was glowing because id had too much gatorade
TG: and i kinda just
TG: you know
TG: picked you up on my shoulders and flew away because obviously i can fly
TG: and we flew around lots the end
Silence. Just, silence, for what seemed like hours. Dave zwipzwipzwipped back to where he'd been before and beat up some monsters for a while, nearing his next gate.
AT: hUMAN DAVE, i,
AT: cAN WE UM,
AT: dO THAT SOMETIME, aND, fLY, aND, yELL MEAN THINGS DOWN AT YOUR FRIENDS AND AT MINE, aND OTHER FUN THINGS, }:)
TG: heh
Dave jumped through the gate, warping to who the fuck knows where. All that mattered was that they were one step closer to their goal now.
TG: yeah why the fuck not
TG: not wearing tights though
Dave tried to ignore the troll as he strifed, one lens dedicated to Pesterchum while the other remained translucent. It was hard fighting with only one eye, but he had to keep his other one available in case Jade or John needed him- Rose could handle herself, but the other two dorks needed help sometimes. Unfortunately that left him open for trolling.
AT: hE HAD HAD ECSTACIES INNUMERABLE THAT OTHER YOUNG TROLLS CAN NEVER KNOW, bUT HE WAS LOOKING THROUGH THE WINDOW AT THE ONE JOY FROM WHICH HE MUST BE FOREVER, eRR, bARRED,
What the hell was he going on about, anyway? Some story or something, he'd started tuning him out hours ago. The trolls were useful sometimes, entertaining others, but right now this was mostly just distracting as hell as he chopped a path through the various monsters with his sword. Seriously just what the hell. In fact.
TG: ok look tavros
TG: im not really even sure what the hell youre doing over there but right now im kind of in the zone
TG: its a zone in which i chop up these monsters with my fucking awesome sword
TG: half sword
TG: whatever
TG: and where you arent rambling at me about your adventures in dickfuck britland or whatever the fuck that just was
AT: iT'S UM, pUPA PAN, aND IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME, }:(
TG: haha wow are you serious
TG: youve been rambling at me for three hours now about troll peter pan and his adventures with his group of future molestation victims
TG: i would have enjoyed this whole thing a lot more if i knew you were into guys in tights at
AT: i UM,
AT: iT'S ACTUALLY REALLY, nOT ABOUT THAT,
AT: iT'S JUST, i'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO FLY, aND,
AT: i COULD, fOR A LITTLE WHILE, wITH PROSPIT, bUT NOW IT'S GONE AND,
AT: i MEAN, tHE STORY'S ALWAYS BEEN IMPORTANT TO ME, bUT NOW,
AT: iT'S JUST, eVEN MORE IMPORTANT, aND, }:(
Dave mentally facepalmed. He would have really facepalmed but he was kind of dual-wielding swords, that wasn't even close to a good idea right now, he'd probably end up with a fucking mouth full of long hilts. He hadn't fucking meant to actually insult something that was so desperately important to the troll or anything, fuck.
TG: ugh
TG: look shut up for a minute and let me skip time to somewhere where i'm a little safer
TG: zwipzwipzwipzwipzwip
TG: that was my fucking time sound effect
TG: for when i fuck time right in its jeans
TG: just right through the denim like the dirty slutty clock it is and knows it is
TG: anyway
TG: im gonna tell you a story at so sit your clanky butt down in a dickrester or whatever the hell you guys call chairs
AT: i, uM,
AT: i'M NOT, sURE i'M COMFORTABLE WITH YOU THINKING ABOUT THE NOISES MY REAR MAKES, bUT,
AT: oK, fIRMLY SEATED, lAY IT ON ME, "fUCKER," }:D
TG: jesus
TG: ok once upon a time there was a troll named
TG: i dunno davros how about that
TG: destroying universes and making robots that look like wastebaskets while also drooling over fairies and having flight aneurysms
TG: anyway this dude davros was all sad and shit because a) hed lost his robots and the immortality and universe destroying and also was a lame troll now
TG: and b) because he couldnt fly like he wanted to do
TG: anyway so he was sad and shit but then a fucking light came down from the heavens
TG: it was a glorious thing shining with the radiance of a million angels as the voices of twenty million choirs also of angels sang
TG: it was a lot of fucking angels at are you getting the point here
TG: anyway this fucking thing came down
TG: and landed in front of you
TG: uh
TG: i mean davros
TG: anyway it was me i was glowing because id had too much gatorade
TG: and i kinda just
TG: you know
TG: picked you up on my shoulders and flew away because obviously i can fly
TG: and we flew around lots the end
Silence. Just, silence, for what seemed like hours. Dave zwipzwipzwipped back to where he'd been before and beat up some monsters for a while, nearing his next gate.
AT: hUMAN DAVE, i,
AT: cAN WE UM,
AT: dO THAT SOMETIME, aND, fLY, aND, yELL MEAN THINGS DOWN AT YOUR FRIENDS AND AT MINE, aND OTHER FUN THINGS, }:)
TG: heh
Dave jumped through the gate, warping to who the fuck knows where. All that mattered was that they were one step closer to their goal now.
TG: yeah why the fuck not
TG: not wearing tights though