Jun 04, 2006 23:56
Alright, normally I am not one to get creeped out by the small residents of my house of the creepy-crawly variety. I do not scream at the sight of a mouse, or freak out about the rather large insects flying about my room. However, even I have limits. Today, I discovered a rather large spider in a small web in my bath towel, AFTER USING SAID TOWEL TO DRY OFF FROM MY SHOWER!!!! That was it. That was past my threshold of tolerance. I freaked out. I am ok with sharing my living space with spiders, however I am most definitely NOT ok with the possibility of them becoming intimately acquainted with my hair, or anywhere else on my person. So, this is a message to all the spiders, and other uninvited residents of my home: I will let you be, however, if you intrude on my personal space to much, such as living in my towel, I WILL kill you. You have been warned.