Time to break out the PS2!! ...because I just reserved Dante. Why am I such a retard?

It finally went too far. If you look hard enough--or not even if you simply know the other game--you can definitely tell that the director for Bayonetta is the same as Devil May Cry. The annoying little weasel of a fellow who is an informant is Enzo. The guy who writes the journals you pick is named Antonio Redgrave. Bayonetta just used the line " ( Read more... )

HALLOWEEN WAS SO MUCH FUN. I had a blast. And while only one of you will get ANYTHING I am talking about in this spiel I am about to type out I don't care and you can have fun laughing at me, seriously. Also yes, there will be crude humor involved. XD You have be warned, damnit ( Read more... )

Title: Cleaning Up Shop
Fandom: Devil May Cry
Character(s): Rampant!Dante and Atellus
Challenge Prompt: Return
Summary: Giving second chances is sometimes the greatest sacrifice of all.
Disclaimer: I don't own; not making money; don't sue.
Rating: PG

( For a moment nothing happened as the two just sort of stared blankly at one another. )

Title: Safety and Peace
Fandom: Devil May Cry
Character(s): Dante and Tony Redgrave
Challenge Prompt: Protection
Summary: When things get a little rough you can always depend upon a possessive lover to get things done.
Disclaimer: I don't own; not making money; don't sue.
Rating: PG-13

( Dante flipped a hand and instantly the creature pounced on him. )

Instead of concentrating on the episode--I have to admit I'm a little lost, I must have missed an episode or two of last season--I get stuck on the line McGee just said to get Tony's attention.

I'm thinking about buying a pair of red leather pants. Something that really cradles my--

...naturally, the first thing I think of is Dante. /facepalms

Okay, so I'm really bored and really lame (sue me) and just for fun started reading over some old threads with Tony and Dante (my favorite pair right now; they're so cute <3) and LOL the phrase "It's only when someone thinks they can top me that anything rough happens around here!" Let me repeat that: when someone thinks they can top meOh, yeah. ( Read more... )

Oh, no he did NOT! CHE! That commercial... whatever it was... some new movie I think... just said...

Let's rock, baby.No, no, no, no... see, that is just not allowed. (He said it so dully too. Ffft ( Read more... )

OMG I SUCK SO BAD I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER FRACKIN BEAT THIS GAME IN THE FIRST PLACE I CAN'T KILL THIS STUPID SPIDER FOR THE LIFE OF ME IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE O.M.G. RAWR!!!!I'm going--I'm going to kill something ( Read more... )

Btw, I would just like everyone to know that Nelo Angelo's crotch glows.