Prince Yunho and the Serving Boy
Title: Prince Yunho and the Serving Boy
Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong, Yoochun/Junsu, Changmin/Cake
Rating: R
Length: One-shot
Genre: Crack, humour, romance, fantasy, mentions of smut
Summary: Prince Yunho sets off on a quest to find his one true mate.
A/N: For jefansunite
Once upon a time, there was a prince named Yunho. He lived in a grand castle with many servants and helpers, in the heart of Dong Bang Kingdom.
Yunho's trusty adviser, Changmin, told Yunho that he should marry sometime soon or the people wouldn't accept him as King.
It was a long-held tradition in Dong Bang Kingdom that when a person of royal blood was to marry, they were to seek out The Giggle Twins, deep in the forest, to find out who their one true mate was.
So, off Yunho ventured on a horse called Horace, to find the illusive Gigglers. On his quest he witnessed many strange things, such as orgies of pretty boys and the occasional spanking or two. But still he journeyed on. Finally, after many days and nights of travelling, Prince Yunho came across the Giggle Twins, Yoochun and Junsu.
Though, it would be more apt to say that they were coming across each other. You see, the power of their magic was in their ejaculate - it was how they foretold people's destinies. They had been expecting Yunho and so had already begun their preparations to find Yunho's one true mate.
The Prince watched as they frotted, enchanted by their giggles, and hoped that he could have as much fun with his mate.
Soon enough, the ritual was complete and Yoochun and Junsu The Giggle Twins came simultaneously. They trailed their fingers through the come, as it was necessary to seek answers when the ejaculate was still fresh.
"Ah hah!" Junsu cried. "I see a boy..."
"A boy?" Prince Yunho asked.
"A boy," Junsu nodded.
Yoochun grinned up at the prince. "You are lucky, Prince Yunho - it is rare for a royal to be mated with one of the same sex, but they always produce the most wonderful heirs and their reign over Dong Bang Kingdom is filled with joy for all."
"Oh," Yunho nodded. "So, what else can you tell me about him?"
"He is blond," Junsu mumbled, tasting some of the come. "Dirty blond, with large brown eyes."
Yoochun rubbed some of the ejaculate on his lips. "His voice is like that of an angel's and could bring even the strongest of men to their knees with the pure, heart-breaking sound."
"His body is sculpted by the great T.O.P himself, a lustrous sight to behold," Junsu told him, massaging come onto his nipples.
"And his name? What of his identity?" Prince Yunho demanded, eager to find this wonderful-sounding creature.
As one, The Giggle Twins turned to the prince and whispered, "Jaejoong."
As fast as Horace could carry him, Yunho raced back to the castle, almost unbelieving of what he had heard.
Jaejoong? Jaejoong was his one true mate? But he was nothing more than a serving boy, an apprentice cook in the palace kitchens! Yes, no one could hold a candle to his beauty, and yes, his enchanting voice made Yunho's knees quiver, but still...
Yunho was not one to argue with magic though, and The Giggle Twins' power was known far and wide.
Reaching the castle at sundown, Yunho burst into the servants' quarters, determined to find the blond boy before someone else tried to snatch him up.
"Jaejoong!" He called, storming into the kitchen. What he saw surprised him beyond all of his wildest dreams. "Changmin! What are you doing here!?"
"Hy-Hyung!" Changmin quickly stood up, startled at seeing his prince and long-time friend before him. "I was just... I can explain!"
"I can see what you were doing," Yunho glared. "But your time together is over! Jaejoong is mine!"
"...Um, what?" Changmin asked, confused. "He was just making me my nightly cake. You're welcome to the body, just let me keep the cooking skills."
"Oh, all right," Yunho conceded, laughing and patting his adviser on the back. "Now, what say you Jaejoong? The Giggle Twins have declared you to be my one true mate, but I shall not take you by force. It is your choice whether or not you want to live with me in this castle for the rest of your life."
"Of course I'll be your mate!" Jaejoong exclaimed happily. "For many years I have watched you from afar, wishing that I could get closer to you. You are so kind and gentle, not at all like I imagined a handsome prince as yourself to be. It would be my honour to live with you, here, and to help you rule."
"Then it is decided!" Yunho grinned and stepped forward to wrap an arm around Jaejoong's small waist. He pulled the smaller man tight to him, cupping his cheek and looking deeply into his eyes. "You shall be my mate..." Without delay, he hoisted the ex-servant over his shoulder, earning a squeak from the man-handled man. "Now, let us consummate our love in the palace gardens under the night sky!"
Changmin watched them leave, panic suddenly taking over him. "Hey, wait, I still get my cake, right!?"
And so it was that Prince Yunho and Jaejoong came to be married in the exact spot that they first mated. Jaejoong bore Yunho 25 beautiful children and their reign over the Dong Bang Kingdom was filled with peace and harmony. The Giggle Twins in the forest, Yoochun and Junsu, continued to tell of destined mates through their come and Changmin still got his nightly cake.
And they all lived happily ever after~
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Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong, Yoochun/Junsu, Changmin/Cake
Rating: R
Length: One-shot
Genre: Crack, humour, romance, fantasy, mentions of smut
Summary: Prince Yunho sets off on a quest to find his one true mate.
A/N: For jefansunite
Once upon a time, there was a prince named Yunho. He lived in a grand castle with many servants and helpers, in the heart of Dong Bang Kingdom.
Yunho's trusty adviser, Changmin, told Yunho that he should marry sometime soon or the people wouldn't accept him as King.
It was a long-held tradition in Dong Bang Kingdom that when a person of royal blood was to marry, they were to seek out The Giggle Twins, deep in the forest, to find out who their one true mate was.
So, off Yunho ventured on a horse called Horace, to find the illusive Gigglers. On his quest he witnessed many strange things, such as orgies of pretty boys and the occasional spanking or two. But still he journeyed on. Finally, after many days and nights of travelling, Prince Yunho came across the Giggle Twins, Yoochun and Junsu.
Though, it would be more apt to say that they were coming across each other. You see, the power of their magic was in their ejaculate - it was how they foretold people's destinies. They had been expecting Yunho and so had already begun their preparations to find Yunho's one true mate.
The Prince watched as they frotted, enchanted by their giggles, and hoped that he could have as much fun with his mate.
Soon enough, the ritual was complete and Yoochun and Junsu The Giggle Twins came simultaneously. They trailed their fingers through the come, as it was necessary to seek answers when the ejaculate was still fresh.
"Ah hah!" Junsu cried. "I see a boy..."
"A boy?" Prince Yunho asked.
"A boy," Junsu nodded.
Yoochun grinned up at the prince. "You are lucky, Prince Yunho - it is rare for a royal to be mated with one of the same sex, but they always produce the most wonderful heirs and their reign over Dong Bang Kingdom is filled with joy for all."
"Oh," Yunho nodded. "So, what else can you tell me about him?"
"He is blond," Junsu mumbled, tasting some of the come. "Dirty blond, with large brown eyes."
Yoochun rubbed some of the ejaculate on his lips. "His voice is like that of an angel's and could bring even the strongest of men to their knees with the pure, heart-breaking sound."
"His body is sculpted by the great T.O.P himself, a lustrous sight to behold," Junsu told him, massaging come onto his nipples.
"And his name? What of his identity?" Prince Yunho demanded, eager to find this wonderful-sounding creature.
As one, The Giggle Twins turned to the prince and whispered, "Jaejoong."
As fast as Horace could carry him, Yunho raced back to the castle, almost unbelieving of what he had heard.
Jaejoong? Jaejoong was his one true mate? But he was nothing more than a serving boy, an apprentice cook in the palace kitchens! Yes, no one could hold a candle to his beauty, and yes, his enchanting voice made Yunho's knees quiver, but still...
Yunho was not one to argue with magic though, and The Giggle Twins' power was known far and wide.
Reaching the castle at sundown, Yunho burst into the servants' quarters, determined to find the blond boy before someone else tried to snatch him up.
"Jaejoong!" He called, storming into the kitchen. What he saw surprised him beyond all of his wildest dreams. "Changmin! What are you doing here!?"
"Hy-Hyung!" Changmin quickly stood up, startled at seeing his prince and long-time friend before him. "I was just... I can explain!"
"I can see what you were doing," Yunho glared. "But your time together is over! Jaejoong is mine!"
"...Um, what?" Changmin asked, confused. "He was just making me my nightly cake. You're welcome to the body, just let me keep the cooking skills."
"Oh, all right," Yunho conceded, laughing and patting his adviser on the back. "Now, what say you Jaejoong? The Giggle Twins have declared you to be my one true mate, but I shall not take you by force. It is your choice whether or not you want to live with me in this castle for the rest of your life."
"Of course I'll be your mate!" Jaejoong exclaimed happily. "For many years I have watched you from afar, wishing that I could get closer to you. You are so kind and gentle, not at all like I imagined a handsome prince as yourself to be. It would be my honour to live with you, here, and to help you rule."
"Then it is decided!" Yunho grinned and stepped forward to wrap an arm around Jaejoong's small waist. He pulled the smaller man tight to him, cupping his cheek and looking deeply into his eyes. "You shall be my mate..." Without delay, he hoisted the ex-servant over his shoulder, earning a squeak from the man-handled man. "Now, let us consummate our love in the palace gardens under the night sky!"
Changmin watched them leave, panic suddenly taking over him. "Hey, wait, I still get my cake, right!?"
And so it was that Prince Yunho and Jaejoong came to be married in the exact spot that they first mated. Jaejoong bore Yunho 25 beautiful children and their reign over the Dong Bang Kingdom was filled with peace and harmony. The Giggle Twins in the forest, Yoochun and Junsu, continued to tell of destined mates through their come and Changmin still got his nightly cake.
And they all lived happily ever after~
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