May 24, 2004 00:41
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"He stood still till he had regained his breath then went on." (should i mention that Mr. Herder lent me that book?)
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
My pussy
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
The gay Britney Spears video where she kills herself.
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
11:58
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
12:38
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the air conditioner, froggies outside, and the pitter-patter of my own typing.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
I was playing in the rain.. because I'm dumb like that.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?:
the Ani Difranco lyrics page
9: What are you wearing?:
Pj bottoms, and a tank top
10: Did you dream last night?
yes, that I was romantically involved with a 3 foot mexican.. (lord, i wish that was sarcasm)
11: When did you last laugh?
Last night when caitlin's drunk mom said, "sorry she's not with Julio Inglesius"
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
Green, purple, blue.
13: Seen anything weird lately?:
the coffee cake that ate tokyo.
14: What do you think of this quiz?:
Its distracting me from sleep.
15: What is the last film you saw?:
The Green Card.. i don't recommend it
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
new tweezers.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I'm hung-over
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
..If i could cha-a-a-nge the world, i would be the sunlight of your universe..
19: Do you like to dance?:
ayup
20: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Felicity
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Elliot
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
MmHmm
23: Will you pass on this survey?:
No but maybe some insanely gay individuals who i don't even talk to will copy and paste my answers as their own witty and creative responses because they are unoriginal and entirely too gay.