4TH WAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL (accidental voice/action for goldenrod)
[Ladies and gents of Johto (well, around New Bark, Cherrygrove, Violet, Azalea and Goldenrod, really), if you're watching the sky, you'll see something making a few laps in the sky.]
[It's a motherfucking Rayquaza. And maybe, if you have your Gears tuned in right now, you'll catch this:]
Whoa-- whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN!! I don't know what's bothering you, but you don't have to flying everywhere like this--
[Well, what do you say to a legendary anyway? It's a good thing it listens to him, and touches down.
In Goldenrod.
None too gently.
SMACK goes Hope, rolling off of the Pokémon's back and onto the ground.] ... Ow.
[Rayquaza snorts at him. That's a tiny human, of course it couldn't handle the ride.]
[It's a motherfucking Rayquaza. And maybe, if you have your Gears tuned in right now, you'll catch this:]
Whoa-- whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN!! I don't know what's bothering you, but you don't have to flying everywhere like this--
[Well, what do you say to a legendary anyway? It's a good thing it listens to him, and touches down.
In Goldenrod.
None too gently.
SMACK goes Hope, rolling off of the Pokémon's back and onto the ground.] ... Ow.
[Rayquaza snorts at him. That's a tiny human, of course it couldn't handle the ride.]