Live Long and Prosper [Chanyeol/Kyungsoo]

[airplanewishes]

Live Long and Prosper
EXO | Chanyeol/Kyungsoo | R | 5,878w
Crack, Fluff
Kyungsoo hates Chanyeol's new hair. Chanyeol turns to the Naver Line app stickers for answers.
Alternate summary: Where everyone in EXO thinks they're Vulcans.

Part 3 of the Line Saga (lol). Can be read as a stand-alone.

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[drainbamage954]

/runs in tripping over herself because she is incredibly late with this comment and thus is guilt

Oh my God. Do you have any idea how perfect this story is? Do you? Do. You?

Let me make a short list to outline why this is potentially the best thing ever created EVER:

1) Chansoo - possibly the fluffiest most adorable couple ever to grace EXO Fandom and make itself know to the kpop world Why? Because Kyungsoo is a little bean of a human who actually squeaks and is precious beyond life whilst also being the bossiest boss of them all and Chanyeol is actually a giant puppy who may or may not be the greatest shadow leader in the history of fic.

2) STAR TREK - I am pretty sure you know this, but Star Trek is perhaps the greatest thing since tooth paste. Yes, I just compared a fictional series to that which prevents cavities. It is that amazing. Because not only is it STAR TREK (the most amazing thing ever) but YOU BROUGHT IN ONE OF THE BEST ASPECTS OF STAR TREK WHICH IS VULCANS. And you not only made Chanyeol a vulcan, you also turned everyone super nerd and YIXING WOULD NEVER REMEMBER HIS VULCAN NAME.

3) Line - possibly the greatest messaging system ever and you turned it into porn and amazing suggestive things and I am so in love with this entire universe. I think the most amazing part is how no one can properly help Chanyeol or Baekhyun with their own stupidity while ALL OF THE COUNTERPARTS are actually competent and understand how sexual suggestions work.

4) EARS - Like... I don't entirely know how to explain this without just garbling sound at you but EARS

5) BOSS KYUNGSOO - I am pretty sure you know this, but Kyungsoo being the boss of his relationships is by far the most untapped and best part about Kyungsoo (who is, in fact, a super boss) and his sexual deviancy and commanding EVERYTHING is just so glorious here I want to writhe. /writhes/

And for some of the highlights I fell over laughing at~

“Sure,” Baekhyun’s laughter is bubbling up again. “He’ll just have to grab onto your ears HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Baekhyun is possibly the best most stupid friend ever and I want one

“You look constipated.” <-- Jongdae is the best. Like, seriously, the best.

Jongin nods eagerly. “You’re not actually Spock because, well, Spock is dead and you’re not Spock-“ JONGIN!!!!!!!!

The door opens before he can get out and Sehun walks in.

“S'Blen,” Jongin greets him. Chanyeol blinks.

“Connikatrenti,” Sehun greets back. He then turns to Chanyeol. “Ankesdorel.”

Chanyeol’s expression turns to the incredulous when the two maknaes face him and raise their hands in Vulcan salute. “Live long and prosper,” they chorus. For once I seriously did not want to hate either of them and just kept laughing over and over because SeKai I think should win an award for being them in this.

Junmyeon blinks at him then sighs in a longsuffering manner. “Do I have to give you that ‘go get that dick’ speech, too?” Yes, Junmyeon, yes you should bursts out laughing

In conclusion, this was amazing, just like everything you do, and I love everything about it and have reread it so many times I can't process my Vulcan feelings at the moment.

I AM UNWORTHY!!! (prostrates at feet) You are far too glorious. <3

[airplanewishes]

I AM UNWORTHY OF THESE KINDS OF COMMENTS!!!

I'm just relieved and happy that you liked it, that you thought it was funny and that all the jokes and Star Trek stuff wasn't overdone.

I love you, you know. You are amazing and all these amazing things you tell me are making my heart burst into rainbows and confetti. <3 /snuggles