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[airplanecups]

[witness two (2) Finn Hudsons flickering onto the video feed, sharply angled away from one other and positioned at either side of the room. Finn one is standing with his arms crossed, opening and closing his fists and frowning at something off screen, while Finn two looks distinctly too-smug, completely unfazed and totally fly in a pair of Oakley

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[video]

[yourshowface]

Thank you for stating the obvious.

[airplanecups]

Did you get one too?

[yourshowface]

[squints at the screen and then takes a step back, glancing around his room.]

Not yet, but given what's been going on in this place - I'd assume it's only a matter of time.

[airplanecups]

Y'know, I've really never wanted to punch myself in the face before, but I kind of want to punch myself in the face right now.

[Video]

[thisisherson]

Finn, I'm pretty sure that's obvious to everyone by n-

You're talking to Finn? Why am I not surprised in the slightest?

[And then suddenly (after a couple of snippy protests from the real Kurt) Shadow Kurt moves into the frame and completely invades the real Kurt's space to see just what's going on for himself, eying Finn up and down.]

Oh yes, he's definitely a keeper. He's that "Prince Charming" type I love so much - but I'm sure you l know all about that.

[Wait, was Kurt trying to say something before? Because now the words have been metaphorically kicked out of him, and he looks a little like he wants to curl into a ball and die.]

[airplanecups]

Awesome, you've got the fag crushing on you. Your reputation is shot now. Do you know what they're gonna say?

[airplanecups]

Nothing! And don't call him that!

[thisisherson]

Aw, isn't that sweet? He's even standing up for you. How many guys do that?

So, what are you going to do now? I know you'll do something to keep him around - who knows what will happen if you don't?

[itsahotone]

Wow. How long did it take you to come up with the words to express yourself so clearly?

[As with everyone else, there are now two Santanas. The real Santana apparently can't help but comment to Finn, even though she's been trying to lay low so no one sees...the other her.

The other her is currently sitting on the once-again-Dora-covered-bed, her baggy sweat pants covered in what looks like cheeto stains. It's offensive to Santana's eyes.]

[airplanecups]

Now here's someone you should spend more time with.

[airplanecups]

...Hey, Santana.

[itsahotone]

[That was slightly odd.]

Hey. Dealing well?

[The other her is suspiciously quiet.]

[video]

[usskickass]

Ugh. You too?

[Beiste Beta is off screen, sniffling. Beiste Alpha looks none too pleased.]

[airplanecups]

...Uh. Your you is crying.

[usskickass]

[SIGH.]

Yeah. I'm aware. She's a bit...sensitive.

I'm so ugly.

[Dear Goooood.]