i went out for my birthday on saturday, and i can't believe that many people showed up for myyyyyyyyyy birthday. I COUNTED 17 PEOPLE! I HAD TO USE BOTH HANDS TO COUNT, TOO!
me me me me me
sadly, i don't remmeber speaking to most of them
but i do remember colleen trying to get me to puke in the bathroom
and people buying me cranberry and vodkas since my usual jack and coke drink-a-thon days have been put to rest.
the only evidence that the night ever existed is the lonely photo of alaina giving me a lapdance. because apparently all you computer geeks DID NOT EVEN THINK TO BRING A CAMERA.