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Rules: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
1) Name? Caitlin
"The Gaelic spelling for a shortened form of Catherine or Kathleen.
The only correct way to spell this name. It does not include: Caitlyn, Catelyn, Catelin, Kaitlin, Kaitlyn, Caitlynn, Caitlan, etc.
Caitlin has cool parents who can spell."
(there were lots of entries, and the good ones always said "Caitlin is adorable and brunette" I guess it was my fate to be cute. one even said "she has a cute voice", haha i.e. a high pitched squeak. also I agree the way to spell my name is the only way.)
2) Your Age? 19
"The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional)"
(CANADA ROAD TRIP!! urban dictionary says so.)
3) What should you be doing? studying
"An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
'Want to hang out?'
'No, I'm going to stay home and study.'"
(why did mine and Emily's answers turn out to be a synonym for masturbating?)
4) Favorite Color? glitter
"An unholy disease that transcends time and space.
I was talking on the phone with my sister, and wouldn't you know it, a wormhole allowed her glitter to get on me."
(I'm pretty sure this is how all my art teachers feel about it too.)
5) Birthplace? Fairfax
"Fairfax, Va - right outside of the great D.C. YES it is northern, and yes we are proud to say so- we are NOT southerners! Not judgmental, welcome of all, fake we are not- posers- no thank you-we find you quick. Be yourself and you WILL have fun in THE Veeee Aaaaa. And we are proud to be here, so don't mess with the 7 0 3. Seriously
Fairfax, the funfax place to be."
(eh.)
6) Birth Month? November
"The best month of the year! Snow, getting ready for Christmas, celebrating thanksgiving & havin thanksgiving break!
November rocs my socs."
(I love November too!)
7) Zodiac Sign? Scorpio
"Zodiac sign for people born between October 23 and November 22. Water sign, associated with sex (corresponds to genitals and bladder etc on the human body). Actually has three signs: scorpion, eagle, and serpent. According to astrology, Scorpios are introspective, reflective, mysterious, vengeful, calculating, possessive, intuitive, yadda yadda yadda. Pretty badass, as zodiac signs go.
"Scorpios have hot pants." - Colors Insulting to Nature"
(...please stay friends with me...)
8) Favorite Animal? bunny
"A small woodland creature often covered in fur but sometimes has no fur at all. this creature can jump as high as it wants. if you see a bunny in real life, do not attempt to catch it because it will just hop away and leave you depressed. Some major attacks used by a bunny would be "pounce" or "chomp". It's main weakness is Rockets and Atomic bombs. If you ever go to battle with one of these rodents make sure to be prepared!
Example 1
Steve - what a cute bunny
Bunny - *cluck cluck*
Steve - i guess it's time to find some rockets cause i've just engaged in a hostile situation with this small woodland creature who has fur but sometimes doesn't.
Narator - and so steve and the bunny fight to the death. however the bunny is to swift for such imbocilic tactics and comes out on top. he hops away to eat a carrot. steve remains dead for the rest of eternity.
Example 2
Wendy Chioji - This just in: a bunny has been spotted in the woods! how exciting.
Bob Opsal - Yes it is Wendy, yes it is."
(who the fuck wrote this?)
9) Favorite Emotion? excited
"(1) verb: being happy or joyful that something will happen
(2) slang: being horny
(1) Smart Geeky Girl: I am excited about tomorrow's pop quiz
(2) Bo grew excited when Ashley walked into the room, and asked to go to the restroom. But, unfortunetly, the illiterate teacher would not let him go because the teacher cannot understand English!!"
(very good.)
10) School? VCU
Largest university or college in the state of Virginia.
Men's basketball team has the best record in the league (all years combined).
Very Crazy University
Football team is still undefeated. Go and find out about it.
Supports the homeless through Monroe Park.
Lots of off the wall art students, pre-med freaks, and ghetto pimps.
(it is what it is.)
Post the first definition it gives you.
1) Name? Caitlin
"The Gaelic spelling for a shortened form of Catherine or Kathleen.
The only correct way to spell this name. It does not include: Caitlyn, Catelyn, Catelin, Kaitlin, Kaitlyn, Caitlynn, Caitlan, etc.
Caitlin has cool parents who can spell."
(there were lots of entries, and the good ones always said "Caitlin is adorable and brunette" I guess it was my fate to be cute. one even said "she has a cute voice", haha i.e. a high pitched squeak. also I agree the way to spell my name is the only way.)
2) Your Age? 19
"The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional)"
(CANADA ROAD TRIP!! urban dictionary says so.)
3) What should you be doing? studying
"An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
'Want to hang out?'
'No, I'm going to stay home and study.'"
(why did mine and Emily's answers turn out to be a synonym for masturbating?)
4) Favorite Color? glitter
"An unholy disease that transcends time and space.
I was talking on the phone with my sister, and wouldn't you know it, a wormhole allowed her glitter to get on me."
(I'm pretty sure this is how all my art teachers feel about it too.)
5) Birthplace? Fairfax
"Fairfax, Va - right outside of the great D.C. YES it is northern, and yes we are proud to say so- we are NOT southerners! Not judgmental, welcome of all, fake we are not- posers- no thank you-we find you quick. Be yourself and you WILL have fun in THE Veeee Aaaaa. And we are proud to be here, so don't mess with the 7 0 3. Seriously
Fairfax, the funfax place to be."
(eh.)
6) Birth Month? November
"The best month of the year! Snow, getting ready for Christmas, celebrating thanksgiving & havin thanksgiving break!
November rocs my socs."
(I love November too!)
7) Zodiac Sign? Scorpio
"Zodiac sign for people born between October 23 and November 22. Water sign, associated with sex (corresponds to genitals and bladder etc on the human body). Actually has three signs: scorpion, eagle, and serpent. According to astrology, Scorpios are introspective, reflective, mysterious, vengeful, calculating, possessive, intuitive, yadda yadda yadda. Pretty badass, as zodiac signs go.
"Scorpios have hot pants." - Colors Insulting to Nature"
(...please stay friends with me...)
8) Favorite Animal? bunny
"A small woodland creature often covered in fur but sometimes has no fur at all. this creature can jump as high as it wants. if you see a bunny in real life, do not attempt to catch it because it will just hop away and leave you depressed. Some major attacks used by a bunny would be "pounce" or "chomp". It's main weakness is Rockets and Atomic bombs. If you ever go to battle with one of these rodents make sure to be prepared!
Example 1
Steve - what a cute bunny
Bunny - *cluck cluck*
Steve - i guess it's time to find some rockets cause i've just engaged in a hostile situation with this small woodland creature who has fur but sometimes doesn't.
Narator - and so steve and the bunny fight to the death. however the bunny is to swift for such imbocilic tactics and comes out on top. he hops away to eat a carrot. steve remains dead for the rest of eternity.
Example 2
Wendy Chioji - This just in: a bunny has been spotted in the woods! how exciting.
Bob Opsal - Yes it is Wendy, yes it is."
(who the fuck wrote this?)
9) Favorite Emotion? excited
"(1) verb: being happy or joyful that something will happen
(2) slang: being horny
(1) Smart Geeky Girl: I am excited about tomorrow's pop quiz
(2) Bo grew excited when Ashley walked into the room, and asked to go to the restroom. But, unfortunetly, the illiterate teacher would not let him go because the teacher cannot understand English!!"
(very good.)
10) School? VCU
Largest university or college in the state of Virginia.
Men's basketball team has the best record in the league (all years combined).
Very Crazy University
Football team is still undefeated. Go and find out about it.
Supports the homeless through Monroe Park.
Lots of off the wall art students, pre-med freaks, and ghetto pimps.
(it is what it is.)