Aug 17, 2005 16:07
So I think I am going to try to pull a Jai and talk about something that, whether I like it or not, caught my eye. A couple of days ago I read a passage from a newpaper about a literary contest that went on at a midwestern college. God knows I don't remember specifics. Either way, the contest was basically who could write the worst contest.Short stories/essays that are filled not with gramatical errors but crazy assumptions, metaphors, and similies comprise the competing selections. Over all, the winner was a guy who wrote about a man who associated women to cars, and not just once or twice. The whole thing was basically a dicription of a woman in car terms. I newver noticed a pistons in an engine resemble a heaving bosum but who am I to judge. I don't know, maybe it's just me, but this is the start of the downfall of the English Language.