> John: Be horribly ashamed forever.

[airkind]

-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering DramaDramaDuck [DDD] --

i'm just saying
i am done with the internet forever, i think.
bye.
i just
hate myself???????
oh my god.
ok.
abscond abscond abscond everything aughhhhh.
i'll start
building ships in a bottle or something. oh my god. oh my god, there's nothing wrong with bottles, right? i can't even handle this!
bye

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[peoplesprincess]

Bottles?

[airkind]

oh god please tell me there is nothing wrong with bottles.
if there is something wrong with bottles, i don't think i can handle it.
i will
i can't even make this poetic i will just fly off the handle, ok?

[peoplesprincess]

... There's nothing wrong with bottles that I know of. Why would there be?

[airkind]

because i don't think i can ever look at buckets again.
and i just wanted to make sure there is nothing else i should be freaking out over!

[peoplesprincess]

What's so bad about buckets?

[airkind]

oh god.
oh my god, i still don't even really understand.
but i am not going to try and explain it!
sorry!!!

[peoplesprincess]

All right.

... Why don't you have horns and gray skin like the other trolls?

[yes, she thinks he's a troll because of the colored typing + vaguely similar grammar]

[airkind]

oh!
because i am definitely not a troll, ew.
this is just how i type, and blue is an awesome colour, haha.
(p.s. i don't think they really look like that! i think they are just trying to make their stupid bad sci-fi movie alien story work, hehehe.)

[peoplesprincess]

... Really? Hm. I never thought not to believe them because of al the other strange things that go on here. Why do you think they're making it all up?

[airkind]

because there might be strange things on the community, but those guys are from my world!
and my world is totally normal.
i am 100% sure that they are just dumb internet troll jerks.

[peoplesprincess]

Strange.

[airkind]

yeah.
they are kind of losers, they have been trolling us for yeaaaars.

[peoplesprincess]

Do they have a purpose that you know of?

[airkind]

uh.
to troll us?
that is kind of the whole point, i think. there isn't anything else!
they just say that they hate me and threaten me.
or that i fucked up a lot of things.
which i did not because i had never even met them before!

[peoplesprincess]

How bizarre. They certainly saying that sort of thing to everyone. I wonder why they chose you specifically to harass.

[airkind]

because they are jerks and i am unlucky.
well, me and my friends, i guess.
they are meaner to jade than they are to me!