> John: Be horribly ashamed forever.

[airkind]

-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering DramaDramaDuck [DDD] --

i'm just saying
i am done with the internet forever, i think.
bye.
i just
hate myself???????
oh my god.
ok.
abscond abscond abscond everything aughhhhh.
i'll start
building ships in a bottle or something. oh my god. oh my god, there's nothing wrong with bottles, right? i can't even handle this!
bye

Comments

[madeitsquare]

What happened? Did you just find out about furries or something? I know it's odd, but Christ.

[airkind]

um, no, i'm just an idiot.
i don't think i really want to talk about it, sorry!

[madeitsquare]

Suit yourself.

[airkind]

also, uh, i think there are some people that would kill me if i talked about it.

[madeitsquare]

... What, literally?

[airkind]

some of them have threatened me before?
actually, the first time i talked to terezi, she said she was going to cut my throat and watch me die.
i don't know if they're serious.

[madeitsquare]

... Shouldn't you try to find out?

[airkind]

... find out if they really want to kill me?

[madeitsquare]

Hey, if I were you, I would want to know!

[airkind]

uh, can't i just
not talk to them?
i mean, they are trolls and all!

[madeitsquare]

I guess if you want to avoid the smell...

[airkind]

... smell???

[madeitsquare]

... That's what the stories say, right? Trolls smell bad. Or am I mixing it up with something else?

[airkind]

oh!
no, haha, these are internet trolls.

[madeitsquare]

Oh, I get you. So the smell doesn't carry over the cables!

[airkind]

hahaha!
i would say yes and let you believe that, but, um, i feel sort of bad about pranking people right now!
because of stupid stupid dumb trolls.
so, a troll on the internet is someone who is mean and tries to be a jerkface to other people just to get a rise out of them.