iTunes tells me my future.
Stolen meme that made me LAUGH AND LAUGH. Stolen from jadis31.
It works by putting your music on, hit, random and ask a question before each song starts.
What do you think of me, iTunes?
Thank You For the Venom - My Chemical Romance
Love it, or leave it, you can't understand
A pretty face, but you do so carry on,
and on,
and on
Ok - so iTunes clearly thinks that I should STFU!
Will I have a happy life?
Baby's Been Bad - Goldenhorse
Stepping out, I'm sound at last
Hide the booty in your tight back pocket
We've been out too late last night
Now I don't care about our crime
So I have a life of crime ahead of me? Nice!
What do my friends really think of me?
I'm In Love With My Car - Queen
The machine of a dream
Such a clean machine
With the pistons a pumpin
And the hub caps all gleam
\o/ Clearly my friends love me in the way that a man loves his kick-ass car. I am surprisingly ok with this.
What should I do with my life?
Tie Your Mother Down - Queen
Get your party gown and get your pigtail down
And get your heart beatin' baby
So iTunes clearly thinks that I should get out more. Out on the town, a-dancing. Sounds like a plan to me.
How is Cat so awesome? (Cat made me ask this one)
This Is How I Disappear - My Chemical Romance
And without you is how I disappear,
And live my life alone forever now.
So apparently Cat is so awesome, because without her I'd disappear. Oh iTunes - you sap.
How's is my career going to progress?
Great Provider - Bare Naked Ladies
As your road narrows, so mine grows wider
As I leave I turn and wave to the Great Provider
\o/ MFW! When this song came up we laughed SO hard.
What's my favourite fetish
Beauty and the Beast - Beauty and the Beast
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the beast.
That's just DIRTY, iTunes. But then also very correct because I love love love hairy men! (Also? The first song that came up was "The Final Fight" but it has no lyrics. So also? My fetish is Buffy. *Snort*)
What should I do tomorrow
True - Spandau Ballet
I bought a ticket to the world
But now Ive come back again
Why do I find it hard to write the next line
When I want the truth to be said
I - writing? iTunes thinks that I should write tomorrow. Nifty.
Will we manage our barbecue tonight?
When the Day Met the Night - Panic at the Disco
In the middle of summer
All was golden in the sky
All was golden when the day met the night
Win! Barbecue is a GO because we were worried it would be rained out. \o/
Tell me a secret, iTunes
The (After) Life of the Party - Fall Out Boy
I'm a stitch away from making it
And a scar away from falling apart, apart
Oh iTunes - is it really that bad? Your life is so hard.
Give me some advice, iTunes
Form a Mountain in the Middle of the Cabins - Panic at the Disco
If you're going then go
Go, go, go
Watch love
Get strangled by a kite's cold strings
Me: I don't understand what advice it's giving me.
Cat: *Looks at the lyrics* It's saying if you want to go, you should go. And - "Get strangled by a kite's cold strings".
Me: Yeah, but what does that mean I should DO
Cat: Well, I've got a kite?
Yay?
Should I meet up with this boy for a drink?
Under Pressure - Keane
It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming 'Let me out'
That answer...actually pretty much TERRIFIED me. I'm thinking...no?
What does life have in store for me?
Box Set - Bare Naked Ladies
I never thought that you would love me the way that you do.
I never thought that you would love me half as much as I do.
You say you wanna know everything about me. Well here you go.
You say you couldn't live your life without me. I don't know.
Well...that sounds quite interesting actually. Hmmmm. OK iTunes - sounds like a plan!
And finally...
Tell me something funny
BBC News - Bill Bailey
I need not quote lyrics - it's Bill Bailey comedy! Well done iTunes. :D
It works by putting your music on, hit, random and ask a question before each song starts.
What do you think of me, iTunes?
Thank You For the Venom - My Chemical Romance
Love it, or leave it, you can't understand
A pretty face, but you do so carry on,
and on,
and on
Ok - so iTunes clearly thinks that I should STFU!
Will I have a happy life?
Baby's Been Bad - Goldenhorse
Stepping out, I'm sound at last
Hide the booty in your tight back pocket
We've been out too late last night
Now I don't care about our crime
So I have a life of crime ahead of me? Nice!
What do my friends really think of me?
I'm In Love With My Car - Queen
The machine of a dream
Such a clean machine
With the pistons a pumpin
And the hub caps all gleam
\o/ Clearly my friends love me in the way that a man loves his kick-ass car. I am surprisingly ok with this.
What should I do with my life?
Tie Your Mother Down - Queen
Get your party gown and get your pigtail down
And get your heart beatin' baby
So iTunes clearly thinks that I should get out more. Out on the town, a-dancing. Sounds like a plan to me.
How is Cat so awesome? (Cat made me ask this one)
This Is How I Disappear - My Chemical Romance
And without you is how I disappear,
And live my life alone forever now.
So apparently Cat is so awesome, because without her I'd disappear. Oh iTunes - you sap.
How's is my career going to progress?
Great Provider - Bare Naked Ladies
As your road narrows, so mine grows wider
As I leave I turn and wave to the Great Provider
\o/ MFW! When this song came up we laughed SO hard.
What's my favourite fetish
Beauty and the Beast - Beauty and the Beast
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the beast.
That's just DIRTY, iTunes. But then also very correct because I love love love hairy men! (Also? The first song that came up was "The Final Fight" but it has no lyrics. So also? My fetish is Buffy. *Snort*)
What should I do tomorrow
True - Spandau Ballet
I bought a ticket to the world
But now Ive come back again
Why do I find it hard to write the next line
When I want the truth to be said
I - writing? iTunes thinks that I should write tomorrow. Nifty.
Will we manage our barbecue tonight?
When the Day Met the Night - Panic at the Disco
In the middle of summer
All was golden in the sky
All was golden when the day met the night
Win! Barbecue is a GO because we were worried it would be rained out. \o/
Tell me a secret, iTunes
The (After) Life of the Party - Fall Out Boy
I'm a stitch away from making it
And a scar away from falling apart, apart
Oh iTunes - is it really that bad? Your life is so hard.
Give me some advice, iTunes
Form a Mountain in the Middle of the Cabins - Panic at the Disco
If you're going then go
Go, go, go
Watch love
Get strangled by a kite's cold strings
Me: I don't understand what advice it's giving me.
Cat: *Looks at the lyrics* It's saying if you want to go, you should go. And - "Get strangled by a kite's cold strings".
Me: Yeah, but what does that mean I should DO
Cat: Well, I've got a kite?
Yay?
Should I meet up with this boy for a drink?
Under Pressure - Keane
It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming 'Let me out'
That answer...actually pretty much TERRIFIED me. I'm thinking...no?
What does life have in store for me?
Box Set - Bare Naked Ladies
I never thought that you would love me the way that you do.
I never thought that you would love me half as much as I do.
You say you wanna know everything about me. Well here you go.
You say you couldn't live your life without me. I don't know.
Well...that sounds quite interesting actually. Hmmmm. OK iTunes - sounds like a plan!
And finally...
Tell me something funny
BBC News - Bill Bailey
I need not quote lyrics - it's Bill Bailey comedy! Well done iTunes. :D