Dear dear diary...

Sep 25, 2007 22:14

Dear Final Fantasy VII,

Please to stop doing that jumpy thing. It is very annoying. Also? Please be less addictive as I have things that I want to actually accomplish in life. Like eating and sleeping.

Addictive love,

Vonnie

Dear Jac,

So glad you're feeling better. I miss the real you when you aren't here.

Your dorky sister,

Von

Dear flist,

Pls to stop hating on bandslash if you have been? I promise to cut tag or filter as much as possible if you stop letting me randomly and often stumble across bandom-hating in comment threads. Talk about hating people who love what I love and you kind of hate me too. :( And you don't hate me, right?

...right?

Love and acceptance,

Vonnie

Dear bandom,

I'm really sorry, but SGA comes back this Friday. Now I know you're a jealous master who makes all who love you worship you forever, but SGA has been my fandom for almost two years now and my love for Rodney runs deep. You're going to have to accept that John/Rodney is my OTP-forever-and-ever, however, I will still love you just as much as I have done while my boys were on hiatus.

Adoring worship,

Vonnie x

Dear SGA,

Eeeeeeeee! \o/ Boys!

Von x

Dear mrsronweasley,

Thank you for holding my hand. I love you more than puppies and kittens. It's a close call? But you win.

Love forever and ever,

Vonnie xx

Dear you,

Yeah - that happened.

*Kisses*

V x

Dear Buffy,

Thank you for rocking this hard even after multiple years. I loved you then and I love you now. You own a special place in my heart forever and ever amen. You are my happy place.

Also? Season eight RULES. And Season six of Angel? Tell your creater Joss that I love him too.

Yours always,

Vonnie.

Dear body,

I know that you and I have very different ideas about things. I know we've laughed about it in the past, but seriously - please do what you're meant to once in a while? I would like that actually quite a lot.

Your owner,

Von's brain.

And finally:

Dear other people,

Please come and buy my house? It's a lovely house with a purple bedroom and I even just painted my kitchen units for you. Ignore the shorted light in the hall. It isn't the shorted light you're looking for...

Thanks,

The Owner

Annnnnnnnnnd.....I'm done.

me, stuff

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