Andy Bellefleur, you'll always be Frank Sobotka to me.
LAFAYETTE ISN'T DEAD! Yet. See what I did there? It took me a while to figure out why Lafayette was there, but Eric must've kidnapped him for selling V and not taking good care of Eddie who was kidnapped by Jason and Amy. I hope Eric doesn't kill him! I'm sure Sookie will have to strike a deal with him in exchange for Lafayette or something. Cue Bill/Sookie drama. I love Bill but I don't really care about their relationship.
Jason, bless you and your endless stupidity ♥
Did anyone else get a total gay vibe from Rev. Newlin?
Michelle Forbes plays ruthless the best. That verbal smackdown was good! Maryann is so creepy though. I guess the shaking is something Maenads do when they get "excited" or something. I lol'ed when she went all cougar on Sam's ass though. But how convenient was it for Sam that Maryann had a stash of teenager's clothes and a shitload of cash? And what's with all the tropical fruit? Like..if a person wants something and they're around Maryann, it just appears out of thin air?
Ack, you guys. This show! It's my crack!