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Dear Neighbor Rodents,
What has compelled you, on this fine day, to play catch in the parking lot of our building when there is a HUGE, EMPTY field literally fifty feet from where you are tossing the ball? I ask this as someone whose car is parked very safely in her garage and therefore watch with glee and delight and not say, nausea or dread as your tosses (and let's be honest) poor attempts at catching endanger my car.
Your (Highly) Entertained Neighbor,
Airin
P.S.
Where are your parents? Are they off at their hopefully well paying jobs? Because I see extensive amounts of auto glass repair bills in their future.
What has compelled you, on this fine day, to play catch in the parking lot of our building when there is a HUGE, EMPTY field literally fifty feet from where you are tossing the ball? I ask this as someone whose car is parked very safely in her garage and therefore watch with glee and delight and not say, nausea or dread as your tosses (and let's be honest) poor attempts at catching endanger my car.
Your (Highly) Entertained Neighbor,
Airin
P.S.
Where are your parents? Are they off at their hopefully well paying jobs? Because I see extensive amounts of auto glass repair bills in their future.