May 10, 2009 21:00
Dammit, this sucks! The whole place is flooding, and I don't even know how to swim! Good thing I didn't have much to take with me. Once the water recedes, we're gonna have a hell of a mess to clean up.
Virginia, I hope you managed to pack only the important stuff. We can't be lugging around any useless crap while we make our way to higher ground.
the great flood