[Accurséd Eden] [April Fools' Event '09]

[airgeargaigar]

ATTENTION MY HAREM--

Wait, what happened?  I totally had a harem for a while like mive months ago or something!  *checks the list* Man, like at least half of them have left.  And the other half is flat chested.  Why did I even let them in?

OH WHATEVER.  GIRLS, I HAVE MASSAGE OIL TWISTER~<3

Comments

[for_the_queen]

Why didn't you say so earlier?

[airgeargaigar]

Because until now I didn't know what Twister was!

*Edit: Doing that icon's action to you right now, in case that wasn't obvious enough*

[for_the_queen]

We've got a lot to teach you in very little time, my friend.

[airgeargaigar]

Please, Heather was my woman. I've got way more experience than you, and I have the mind of a 10 year old.

[for_the_queen]

Then the student has surpassed the master. I am in your capable hands.

[airgeargaigar]

*Yells at Heather's corpse in her yandere box* SUP HEATHER.

It has come full circle. When we last met, I was but the pupil. Now I am the master.

[alluring_rogue]

[Sorry, Subaru, back in Tellius banging Ilyana and Nephenee. At the same time. Probably Mia, too, just 'cause.]