Chibiusa's Seventh Birthday
Title: Chibiusa's Seventh Birthday
Culprit Robert Tsunai
Fandom Sailor Moon, which I have never actually seen (but that doesn't make it less painful)
Rating 413
Source I hate TVTropes so. damn. much.
Characters/Shippings 7-year-old Usa, all of these shenshi people, Tuxedo Mask, her... parents...?; Usa is raped by everyone. EVERYONE. TURN BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
Species Hitler and Cthulhu had a baby.
Special Characteristics THIS IS CHILD PORN
Warnings YOU WILL BE FIRED IF CAUGHT READING THIS AT WORK. AND POSSIBLY ARRESTED AND BEATEN, TOO.
I Say: I haven't updated in so long! Punish me for my siiiiiiiiiiiiiiins...! /killed
Anna: Guilt, guilt, guilt, nag, nag, nag...
Fallen: Schedules? What are those? I don't adhere to no schedules!
Silverpelt: I don't care if you're mocking hillbillies, you WILL use proper grammar.
Fallen: Well, excuse me, princess...
Aziz: ...
Chill: Is anyone interested in my imitations?
Kiri: You can imitate people? Okay, do me.
Hawksky: *bursts out laughing*
Chill: *ahem* My name is Kiri, but that doesn't matter. What DOES matter is that you're stupid and far beneath me, especially if you dislike my lesbianess and tendency to randomly burst into song. Also, science and math. And classical literature.
Kiri: *offended* Well, I never-
Anna: That was perfect!
Hawksky: Ooh! Do Terezi!
Chill: Oh, fandom-specific impersonations? *ahem* CL3V3R MOV3, S3N4TOR L3MONSNOUT. BUT TH1S WON'T S4V3 YOU, OH NO. 1 H4V3 OTH3R PL4NS.
Fallen: That was beautiful. Do Scarlett O'Hara!
Chill: :P *puts on Southern accent* Well, fiddle-dee-dee, I'll worry about what a huge bitch I am tomorrow!
Kiri: ...you don't like her very much, do you?
Chill: Gee, what gave that away?
Hawksky: This. This is amazing.
Silverpelt: Shouldn't we get started on the sporking, you guys?
Aziz: !! *incredulous look*
Silverpelt: *defensive* What?
Aziz: *hands copy of script*
Silverpelt: *looks at title* OH SWEET JEGUS
Anna: *shoves Hawksky out of the way in her haste to look at the script, too*
Hawksky: Hey!
Anna: What are we doing-?
Silverpelt: Oh, I thought you guys all knew already.
ChibiUsa's Seventh BirthdayBy Robert Tsunai
All: ...
Hawksky: *brightly* Well, we all know who to kill after this!
Silverpelt: *coughs* Fist rule of sporking, Hawksky-
Fallen: Hate the badfic, not the writer!
Hawksky: Hey, if it ends up on the So Bad It's Horrible page, the author DESERVES hate.
Kiri: She has a point, you know.
This is a hentai story about ChibiUsa. If you don't like Incest, Childsex,
lesbian sex, bondage, anal sex,or things like that you probablyshouldn't read
Silverpelt: What's wrong with his spacebar?
Aziz: I would hazard a guess that too much semen would do that to a keyboard.
Hawksky: So, did it affect the shift key, too?
Aziz: Apparently so.
Anna: It disturbs me to think that anyone could get turned on by this.
Chill: What, because of the torture?
Anna: No, because of the poor writing! Geez!
this. In this story, ChibiUsa has sex of some sort with every senshi. If you
want to skip to a certain senshi, I've marked off the different people's with
stars.
Kiri: Considerate, that.
Here is the order they do her in:
Mamoru - a good hard incestous fuck, bondage
Kiri: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me~
Chill: Oh my gosh... it's this fic's theme song!
Aziz: Geez, Kiri, since when are you into those kinds of things? Chill doesn't seem the type to-
Kiri: SHUT. UP. You are dumb!
Rei - An All-too -big rod and some torture.
Silverpelt: Any guesses as to where that rod is going to end up?
Hawksky: 10 boondollars on the vagina!
Anna: You read ahead, didn't you?
Hawksky: I might've. Look, are you going to take it up or not?
Anna: NEGATIVE 10 dollars on up the... rectum...
Hawksky: Cheater!
Silverpelt: Right, I'm going to call both of the bets off before you start fighting.
Haruka First a good spanking then doubledildo sex.
Fallen: Hey, don't we have a friend who's into that?
Aziz: Don't we have a friend for every fetish?
Fallen: Wait, were we talking about spanking or double-dildos here?
Aziz: Fallen. You're having a blonde moment.
Fallen: ...where am I?
Minako - Tit stuff and kissing and fondling
Chill: Oh, look, something pretty normal!
Kiri: ..."tit stuff"?
Michiru - They lick each other's pussies
Chill: ... relatively normal!
Makoto Double Fist/double foot Fuck(lots of pain)
Anna: *spittake*
Fallen: Double fist?!
Silverpelt: Double foot?!
Aziz: At the same time?!
Kiri: In the same hole?!
Chill: WHY, GOD, WHY? WHY WOULD YOU ALLOW SUCH A THING TO EXIST?!
Hawksky: Oh, I'm going to enjoy this...
Ami - banana fucks ChibiUsa's butthole and whips.
Aziz: Bananas - Mother Nature's home-grown dildos.
Silverpelt: Eww...
Chill: *grin* Please assume the banana submission position.
Kiri: Do not resist the banana submission position. *grin* You will be tranquilized.
Aziz: With roofies!
Setsuna - Uses the Time staff on Small Lady
Chill: *headtilt* What does this have to do with smut?
Aziz: What isn't it obvious?
Chill: *stares at screen, thinking*
Kiri: *puts paws over Chill's eyes before she can draw any conclusions*
Hotaru - They rub pussies and make out Usagi - 69, tit stuff
Fallen: Sooo... this Hotaru person makes out with this Usagi person?
Silverpelt: Your guess is as good as mine.
Feel free to read this if you're a minor, though, people under 18should be able
to have fun too!
Anna: Yeah. How 'bout no. *gets up to leave*
Hawksky: *sits Anna back down forcibly* You are NOT going to bail out on us.
Anna: Spoilsport!
It was CHibiUsa's seventh birthday, June 30th, same day as Usagi. Shewas very
happy as everyone gathered around her singing happy birthday.
Silverpelt: Hooray for normalcy!
Aziz: It won't last.
Silverpelt: Shut up and enjoy it while you can.
She looked around again at them and noticed something - none of themhad any
presents.
Kiri: *irritated* Well, that's kind of rude.
"Wh-Where are the presents?" She asked, a little dissapointed.
"This year you're getting a different kind of present, ChibiUsa," Reisaid to
her. "What kind?
Silverpelt: WHY? WHY ARE THERE NO PARAGRAPH BREAKS?!
Hawksky: I deleted them just to torment you!
Silverpelt: *throttles Hawksky*
Hawksky: I - was - just - kidding - you - idiotic - asshole -
"Your first sexual experiences," Makoto said "What?"
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
"You will have an orgasm by each and every one of us," Usagi told her.
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
"ChibiUsa, go to the bedroom and wait. We'll decide who goes forst."
Silverpelt: First. Not forst.
Hawksky: Run, forst, run!
"I... I'm not sure about this.. I ... no, I don't wanna do this, "Chibi Usa
stated. Witrhout a word, Haruka picked her up and carried her to the bedroom.
Hawksky: Whose turn is it to do the rape alarm?
Kiri: I forget. I think it's you-
Silverpelt: AH HELL NAH. *takes away Hawksky and Kiri's various noisemakers*
Hawksky: Killjoy!
(Snip - Chibiusa is taken to the bedroom and sh*t's about to get real.)
The 9 naked girls sat down on the other bed to watch as Mamoruapproached
ChibiUsa. She trembled as he approached her.
Kiri: Aaaaaaaand they're going to watch. *throws arms up in the air* Lovely.
"ChibiUsa, I'm going to take our virginity. This is going to hurt alot, but in
the end we'll bith enjoy it." "no.. Mamo-chan.."
He positioned his rock hard dick at the entrance to her pussy.
"ready, CHibiUsa-chan?" "No!!! MAMOCHAN, NO!!!"
Chill: *puts on Southern accent again* You, sir, are no gentleman!
Kiri: *also puts on Southern accent* And, you, madam, are no lady!
Chill: *opens mouth to say next line*
Anna: *cuts across* We do not have the time to reenact the entire movie.
Chill: *grumble* It was just one scene.
He forced his huge dick into his tight, wet, 7 year old daughter'spussy.
Silverpelt: Wh-
Aziz: Why is it wet?!
Fallen: Rape fetish?
Aziz: ...damn, you stole my line.
She
screamed in agony as his dick pushed all the way into her. A trickleof blood
began flowing from her hole as Mamoru pumped himself in and out of hislittle
daughter.
Chill: You really have to wonder why they thought this was a good idea in the first place.
Fallen: You really do.
Her pussy was dripping juice and blood all over the bed as Mamoru
fucked her. SHe was in sheer pain from his big dick. He pushed in and out of her
harder and harder, bringing her more and more pain. She screamed as she came,
waves of pleasure taking over her small hairless pussy. Mamoru came and pulled
out of his daughter, who's pussy was dripping with blood and cum.
Silverpelt: *nonchalantly* That's nice, dear. So how was your day at work?
Hawksky: Right. Because you totally know people who work.
**************************** Rei got up.
"my turn," She said with an evil look in her eye. In her hand was alarge dowel,
with a diameter about the size of a soda can.
Anna: There are many ways that this can end, and none of them are good.
Silverpelt: I will end if the spaces keep disappearing on me.
Hawksky: Soareyoudeadyet,Silverpelt?
Silverpelt: What, you honestly think I pay attention to you?
Hawksky: ...*siiiiiiiigh*
She moved over to thecrying
ChibiUsa, and without warning, pushed the 12 inch dowel into heraching,
bleeding pussy.
All: OW *cross legs*
(Snip as Chibiusa essentially has sex with the dowel. Also, biting and pinching. And cullingus.)
ChibiUSa came violently. Rei pulled the wet rod from
ChibiUsa's pussy and returned to the bed.
Chill: ...uh...
Aziz: This is stupid.
****************************
Haruka got up next. She untied Chibi Usa and retied her face Down onthe bed so
that she was on her knees.
Anna: Again, THIS WILL NOT END WELL.
Fallen: We know this. Why do you keep repeating yourself?
(Snip as Haruka spanks Chibiusa in a very beige prose.)
Haruka then turned her around again and got out her doulbedildo. She
pushed it up her pussy and set it on VIBRATE. She positioned it atChibiUsa's
entrance, and pushed it in. ChibiUsa yelled again as yet antoherobject foced
itself inside of her. Haruka pumped the vibrator in and out of herpussy, and
at the same time massaged her clit. ChibiUsa actually began to likethe feeling
that she was getting from all the sex, and began pumping her hips intime with
Harukas. The two fucked each other on the vibrators. ChibiUsa beganmoaning
now, as did Haruka. She was pushed over the edge.
"HA... Ru.. Ka!!!!!!", she shouted as she and Haruka came. arukapulled the
dildo out and tossed it onto the other bed.
Hawksky: ...even I can't think of anything funny to go with that. That's just-
Anna: *interrupts* And that's horrible.
Hawksky: Whatever.
Silverpelt: Am I the only one with the impression that they're in a hotel?
"We're done now, you guys can use it."
Makoto inserted it into her own pussy and began having sex withSetsuna.
Chill: Random, yet sane, lesbian sex in the background! Yay!
Kiri: Yay...
***************************** Minako arose.
"Now the goddess of Love get's a turn!"
Silverpelt: Would it kill you to use an apostrophe right?
Fallen: Let's hope so.
She approached ChibiUsa and untied her.
"ChibiUsa, do you like my tits?"
Aziz: *cheerfully* Nope!
Fallen: And the world ends because Aziz pretended to be cheerful.
Kiri: So that's how the world ends!
Fallen: *slightly alarmed* What?
Kiri: Not with a bang, but with a badfic-induced personality transplant. *pointed look*
"I.. I don't know..." ChibiUsa said blushing.
Chill: You just got untied! Run! RUN!!
"I know you do because you're always staring at them when I talk toyou..."
"You knew that I liked your tits?"
Fallen: Again, people. She's seven.
(Snip as there is some weird, creepy child molesting. THIS IS VERY ILLEGAL, YOU KNOW)
Anna: Just be wary when the FBI shows up at our door and charges us with-
Fallen: Shut up. Seriously.
Anna: Killjoy!
****************** Michiru approached ChibiUsa.
"ChibiUsa, would you like me to show you what Haruka and I do everynight?"
"Yes!!" Michiru sat down on the bed next to her.
"lie down and spread you legs." ChibiUsa did as she was told.
Michiru lowered her face to her hairless pussy and began running hertoungue
down her pussylips.
Silverpelt: You know what? I don't care anymore. Do what you like. *BSOD*
Hawksky: ... *gropes Silverpelt*
Silverpelt: *doesn't react*
Anna: ...I have pictures!!
Hawksky: *starts at Anna* You give me those right now! I was just checking!
Anna: No! *runs off*
Hawksky: *chases Anna around the theater and eventually pins her down* Where are the pictures?!
Anna: I don't have them!
Hawksky: Oh, so you never took them? *calms down a bit*
Anna: I didn't say that...
Chill: ...*has said pictures, but DON'T TELL HAWKSKY*
ChibiUsa moaned in ecstacy as Michiru's toungue licked her. Michirubegan
pushing her toungue into ChibiUsa's hole, tasting her pussy juice.
(Snip)
As she came, she mistakenly bit Michiru's clit harder than she hadbeen, causing
michiru to cum. ChibiUsa licked the pussy juice up, and Michirureturned to the
bed. ************************* Makoto whent over to ChibiUsa.
"ChibiUsa, I hope you like pain..." CHibiUsa nodded. "Yeah, I do actually.. "
Kiri: Argh...
"Good" Makoto ordered her to spread her pussy wide. She did, and Makotopushed 2
fingers inside her.. ChibiUsa moaned, "More, Makochan!"
Makoto pushed a third finger up ChibiUsa, and then a fourth.
Fallen: This is gonna get weird fast.
Aziz: All in, Makoto! All in!
Chibiusa was writhing on the bed as Makoto put more in her.
Makoto finnally pushed her entire fist up ChibiUsa's tight drippingpussy.
Hawksky: I have serious doubts as to its tightness by this point.
ChibiUsa screamed as Makoto pushed her fist in all the was past herwrist. SHe
pulled it out again, and then pushed it back in. SHe began insertingfingers
from her other hand to cause ChibiUsa more pain.
Anna: All in! All in!
Chill: Stop it, seriously.
Anna: All i-
Kiri: *bone-chilling glare at Anna*
Anna: ...
Aziz: Awfully shippy in here today... *looks vaguely towards ceiling*
ChibiUsa was nowscreaming
loudly from the torture. It hurt so much, she felt like she was beingripped
inhalf! Blood and cum mixed and flowed from her pussy. Still, though,for some
reason, she craved more pain. "Makoto!!! Make it hurt more!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Makoto obeyed ChibiUsa and pushed her other fist inside CHibiUsa too.ChibiUsa
now had both of Makoto's hands inside of her, and was bleeding allover the
bed.
Chill: She's seven! It can't fit!
Fallen: Maybe she'll bleed out soon and have a merciful death.
Aziz: Um. She is literally asking for it.
Makoto decide to make it hurt even more, and took her clit in hermouth,
She began biting it hard. ChibiUsa was still screaming for more pain,so makoto
began pushing her foot into ChibiUsa's pussy along with her hands. Sheforced
the whole thing in, and ChibiUsa's pussy began bleeding more, with twofists and
a foot in her. "Make it hurt even more!!!!!!!!!"
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Makoto pushed her other foot into ChibiUsa. ChibiUSa was in so muchpain that
she came, blood and cum spewing forth from her battered pussy.
Makoto returned to the bed, and as soon as she sat down, Rei spreadher pussy
and began pushing the rod she had into her. He others joined in andbit her
nipples and clit. **********************
Chill: *fetal position*
Fallen: *re: Chill* BSOD?
Kiri: *re: Chill* BSOD.
Hawksky: *to self* Two down, four to go.
AMi got up and went to the bed where the bleeding cum covered ChibiUsalay.
"ChibiUsa, you're a bit too tender for anything vaginal, so I'm goingto push
this banana up your asshole.", she said, holding up a long yeelowbanana.
"Turn over."
ChibiUsa did, expecting a spanking.
Anna: Logic? What's that?
Ami began forcing the large bananainto
ChibiUsa's ass.
"OW! ChibiUsa yelled, as Ami forced the unlubricated banana into her.
Kiri: *spittake* Lube! Lube!! My kingdom for some lube!!!
Aziz: Oh~ For what?
Kiri: *glare* NO.
"Ami, can
you spank me too?? Make it hurt a lot!"
(Snip as Chibiusa gets whipped, too.)
Ami pulled out the banana and returned to the other bed.
Hawksky: Soooooooo... anyone want a banana? *offers around bananas*
Others: *squick*
*********************
Setsuna walked over to ChibiUsa, the time staff in her hand. "Small Lady..."
"Puu!! Are you gonna put that in me?" "If you wnat, Small Lady" "Yes!"
Setsuna pushed the end without the garnet orb into ChibiUsa's pussy.She pumped
it in and out, as ChibiUsa yelled, "Puu!!!!!!!!!!"
Fallen: I don't know how big the time staff is, but I am certain that it is way too large.
Aziz: And also being misused.
Fallen: Yes. And that.
(Snipping out pretty much all of the rest for sanity's sake.)
All: Thank you!
Usagi returned to the bed and ChibiUsa sat up.
"Everyone, that was the best birthday present ever!!!"
"So, ChibiUsa, you up for another fuck?," Mamoru asked.
"Yea!" She shouted, as she ran over to the bed to have sex with allthe others
again. The End
Hawksky: ...thank God!
Anna: Did that count as a downer ending?
Fallen: No, no, I'm pretty sure that was supposed to be an "And they all lived happily ever after" ending.
Anna: That's why it was a downer.
Fallen: Point.
Aziz: ...
Chill: *BSOD*
Silverpelt: *also BSOD*
Kiri: *drags Chill out of the theater*
Culprit Robert Tsunai
Fandom Sailor Moon, which I have never actually seen (but that doesn't make it less painful)
Rating 413
Source I hate TVTropes so. damn. much.
Characters/Shippings 7-year-old Usa, all of these shenshi people, Tuxedo Mask, her... parents...?; Usa is raped by everyone. EVERYONE. TURN BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
Species Hitler and Cthulhu had a baby.
Special Characteristics THIS IS CHILD PORN
Warnings YOU WILL BE FIRED IF CAUGHT READING THIS AT WORK. AND POSSIBLY ARRESTED AND BEATEN, TOO.
I Say: I haven't updated in so long! Punish me for my siiiiiiiiiiiiiiins...! /killed
Anna: Guilt, guilt, guilt, nag, nag, nag...
Fallen: Schedules? What are those? I don't adhere to no schedules!
Silverpelt: I don't care if you're mocking hillbillies, you WILL use proper grammar.
Fallen: Well, excuse me, princess...
Aziz: ...
Chill: Is anyone interested in my imitations?
Kiri: You can imitate people? Okay, do me.
Hawksky: *bursts out laughing*
Chill: *ahem* My name is Kiri, but that doesn't matter. What DOES matter is that you're stupid and far beneath me, especially if you dislike my lesbianess and tendency to randomly burst into song. Also, science and math. And classical literature.
Kiri: *offended* Well, I never-
Anna: That was perfect!
Hawksky: Ooh! Do Terezi!
Chill: Oh, fandom-specific impersonations? *ahem* CL3V3R MOV3, S3N4TOR L3MONSNOUT. BUT TH1S WON'T S4V3 YOU, OH NO. 1 H4V3 OTH3R PL4NS.
Fallen: That was beautiful. Do Scarlett O'Hara!
Chill: :P *puts on Southern accent* Well, fiddle-dee-dee, I'll worry about what a huge bitch I am tomorrow!
Kiri: ...you don't like her very much, do you?
Chill: Gee, what gave that away?
Hawksky: This. This is amazing.
Silverpelt: Shouldn't we get started on the sporking, you guys?
Aziz: !! *incredulous look*
Silverpelt: *defensive* What?
Aziz: *hands copy of script*
Silverpelt: *looks at title* OH SWEET JEGUS
Anna: *shoves Hawksky out of the way in her haste to look at the script, too*
Hawksky: Hey!
Anna: What are we doing-?
Silverpelt: Oh, I thought you guys all knew already.
ChibiUsa's Seventh BirthdayBy Robert Tsunai
All: ...
Hawksky: *brightly* Well, we all know who to kill after this!
Silverpelt: *coughs* Fist rule of sporking, Hawksky-
Fallen: Hate the badfic, not the writer!
Hawksky: Hey, if it ends up on the So Bad It's Horrible page, the author DESERVES hate.
Kiri: She has a point, you know.
This is a hentai story about ChibiUsa. If you don't like Incest, Childsex,
lesbian sex, bondage, anal sex,or things like that you probablyshouldn't read
Silverpelt: What's wrong with his spacebar?
Aziz: I would hazard a guess that too much semen would do that to a keyboard.
Hawksky: So, did it affect the shift key, too?
Aziz: Apparently so.
Anna: It disturbs me to think that anyone could get turned on by this.
Chill: What, because of the torture?
Anna: No, because of the poor writing! Geez!
this. In this story, ChibiUsa has sex of some sort with every senshi. If you
want to skip to a certain senshi, I've marked off the different people's with
stars.
Kiri: Considerate, that.
Here is the order they do her in:
Mamoru - a good hard incestous fuck, bondage
Kiri: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me~
Chill: Oh my gosh... it's this fic's theme song!
Aziz: Geez, Kiri, since when are you into those kinds of things? Chill doesn't seem the type to-
Kiri: SHUT. UP. You are dumb!
Rei - An All-too -big rod and some torture.
Silverpelt: Any guesses as to where that rod is going to end up?
Hawksky: 10 boondollars on the vagina!
Anna: You read ahead, didn't you?
Hawksky: I might've. Look, are you going to take it up or not?
Anna: NEGATIVE 10 dollars on up the... rectum...
Hawksky: Cheater!
Silverpelt: Right, I'm going to call both of the bets off before you start fighting.
Haruka First a good spanking then doubledildo sex.
Fallen: Hey, don't we have a friend who's into that?
Aziz: Don't we have a friend for every fetish?
Fallen: Wait, were we talking about spanking or double-dildos here?
Aziz: Fallen. You're having a blonde moment.
Fallen: ...where am I?
Minako - Tit stuff and kissing and fondling
Chill: Oh, look, something pretty normal!
Kiri: ..."tit stuff"?
Michiru - They lick each other's pussies
Chill: ... relatively normal!
Makoto Double Fist/double foot Fuck(lots of pain)
Anna: *spittake*
Fallen: Double fist?!
Silverpelt: Double foot?!
Aziz: At the same time?!
Kiri: In the same hole?!
Chill: WHY, GOD, WHY? WHY WOULD YOU ALLOW SUCH A THING TO EXIST?!
Hawksky: Oh, I'm going to enjoy this...
Ami - banana fucks ChibiUsa's butthole and whips.
Aziz: Bananas - Mother Nature's home-grown dildos.
Silverpelt: Eww...
Chill: *grin* Please assume the banana submission position.
Kiri: Do not resist the banana submission position. *grin* You will be tranquilized.
Aziz: With roofies!
Setsuna - Uses the Time staff on Small Lady
Chill: *headtilt* What does this have to do with smut?
Aziz: What isn't it obvious?
Chill: *stares at screen, thinking*
Kiri: *puts paws over Chill's eyes before she can draw any conclusions*
Hotaru - They rub pussies and make out Usagi - 69, tit stuff
Fallen: Sooo... this Hotaru person makes out with this Usagi person?
Silverpelt: Your guess is as good as mine.
Feel free to read this if you're a minor, though, people under 18should be able
to have fun too!
Anna: Yeah. How 'bout no. *gets up to leave*
Hawksky: *sits Anna back down forcibly* You are NOT going to bail out on us.
Anna: Spoilsport!
It was CHibiUsa's seventh birthday, June 30th, same day as Usagi. Shewas very
happy as everyone gathered around her singing happy birthday.
Silverpelt: Hooray for normalcy!
Aziz: It won't last.
Silverpelt: Shut up and enjoy it while you can.
She looked around again at them and noticed something - none of themhad any
presents.
Kiri: *irritated* Well, that's kind of rude.
"Wh-Where are the presents?" She asked, a little dissapointed.
"This year you're getting a different kind of present, ChibiUsa," Reisaid to
her. "What kind?
Silverpelt: WHY? WHY ARE THERE NO PARAGRAPH BREAKS?!
Hawksky: I deleted them just to torment you!
Silverpelt: *throttles Hawksky*
Hawksky: I - was - just - kidding - you - idiotic - asshole -
"Your first sexual experiences," Makoto said "What?"
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
"You will have an orgasm by each and every one of us," Usagi told her.
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
"ChibiUsa, go to the bedroom and wait. We'll decide who goes forst."
Silverpelt: First. Not forst.
Hawksky: Run, forst, run!
"I... I'm not sure about this.. I ... no, I don't wanna do this, "Chibi Usa
stated. Witrhout a word, Haruka picked her up and carried her to the bedroom.
Hawksky: Whose turn is it to do the rape alarm?
Kiri: I forget. I think it's you-
Silverpelt: AH HELL NAH. *takes away Hawksky and Kiri's various noisemakers*
Hawksky: Killjoy!
(Snip - Chibiusa is taken to the bedroom and sh*t's about to get real.)
The 9 naked girls sat down on the other bed to watch as Mamoruapproached
ChibiUsa. She trembled as he approached her.
Kiri: Aaaaaaaand they're going to watch. *throws arms up in the air* Lovely.
"ChibiUsa, I'm going to take our virginity. This is going to hurt alot, but in
the end we'll bith enjoy it." "no.. Mamo-chan.."
He positioned his rock hard dick at the entrance to her pussy.
"ready, CHibiUsa-chan?" "No!!! MAMOCHAN, NO!!!"
Chill: *puts on Southern accent again* You, sir, are no gentleman!
Kiri: *also puts on Southern accent* And, you, madam, are no lady!
Chill: *opens mouth to say next line*
Anna: *cuts across* We do not have the time to reenact the entire movie.
Chill: *grumble* It was just one scene.
He forced his huge dick into his tight, wet, 7 year old daughter'spussy.
Silverpelt: Wh-
Aziz: Why is it wet?!
Fallen: Rape fetish?
Aziz: ...damn, you stole my line.
She
screamed in agony as his dick pushed all the way into her. A trickleof blood
began flowing from her hole as Mamoru pumped himself in and out of hislittle
daughter.
Chill: You really have to wonder why they thought this was a good idea in the first place.
Fallen: You really do.
Her pussy was dripping juice and blood all over the bed as Mamoru
fucked her. SHe was in sheer pain from his big dick. He pushed in and out of her
harder and harder, bringing her more and more pain. She screamed as she came,
waves of pleasure taking over her small hairless pussy. Mamoru came and pulled
out of his daughter, who's pussy was dripping with blood and cum.
Silverpelt: *nonchalantly* That's nice, dear. So how was your day at work?
Hawksky: Right. Because you totally know people who work.
**************************** Rei got up.
"my turn," She said with an evil look in her eye. In her hand was alarge dowel,
with a diameter about the size of a soda can.
Anna: There are many ways that this can end, and none of them are good.
Silverpelt: I will end if the spaces keep disappearing on me.
Hawksky: Soareyoudeadyet,Silverpelt?
Silverpelt: What, you honestly think I pay attention to you?
Hawksky: ...*siiiiiiiigh*
She moved over to thecrying
ChibiUsa, and without warning, pushed the 12 inch dowel into heraching,
bleeding pussy.
All: OW *cross legs*
(Snip as Chibiusa essentially has sex with the dowel. Also, biting and pinching. And cullingus.)
ChibiUSa came violently. Rei pulled the wet rod from
ChibiUsa's pussy and returned to the bed.
Chill: ...uh...
Aziz: This is stupid.
****************************
Haruka got up next. She untied Chibi Usa and retied her face Down onthe bed so
that she was on her knees.
Anna: Again, THIS WILL NOT END WELL.
Fallen: We know this. Why do you keep repeating yourself?
(Snip as Haruka spanks Chibiusa in a very beige prose.)
Haruka then turned her around again and got out her doulbedildo. She
pushed it up her pussy and set it on VIBRATE. She positioned it atChibiUsa's
entrance, and pushed it in. ChibiUsa yelled again as yet antoherobject foced
itself inside of her. Haruka pumped the vibrator in and out of herpussy, and
at the same time massaged her clit. ChibiUsa actually began to likethe feeling
that she was getting from all the sex, and began pumping her hips intime with
Harukas. The two fucked each other on the vibrators. ChibiUsa beganmoaning
now, as did Haruka. She was pushed over the edge.
"HA... Ru.. Ka!!!!!!", she shouted as she and Haruka came. arukapulled the
dildo out and tossed it onto the other bed.
Hawksky: ...even I can't think of anything funny to go with that. That's just-
Anna: *interrupts* And that's horrible.
Hawksky: Whatever.
Silverpelt: Am I the only one with the impression that they're in a hotel?
"We're done now, you guys can use it."
Makoto inserted it into her own pussy and began having sex withSetsuna.
Chill: Random, yet sane, lesbian sex in the background! Yay!
Kiri: Yay...
***************************** Minako arose.
"Now the goddess of Love get's a turn!"
Silverpelt: Would it kill you to use an apostrophe right?
Fallen: Let's hope so.
She approached ChibiUsa and untied her.
"ChibiUsa, do you like my tits?"
Aziz: *cheerfully* Nope!
Fallen: And the world ends because Aziz pretended to be cheerful.
Kiri: So that's how the world ends!
Fallen: *slightly alarmed* What?
Kiri: Not with a bang, but with a badfic-induced personality transplant. *pointed look*
"I.. I don't know..." ChibiUsa said blushing.
Chill: You just got untied! Run! RUN!!
"I know you do because you're always staring at them when I talk toyou..."
"You knew that I liked your tits?"
Fallen: Again, people. She's seven.
(Snip as there is some weird, creepy child molesting. THIS IS VERY ILLEGAL, YOU KNOW)
Anna: Just be wary when the FBI shows up at our door and charges us with-
Fallen: Shut up. Seriously.
Anna: Killjoy!
****************** Michiru approached ChibiUsa.
"ChibiUsa, would you like me to show you what Haruka and I do everynight?"
"Yes!!" Michiru sat down on the bed next to her.
"lie down and spread you legs." ChibiUsa did as she was told.
Michiru lowered her face to her hairless pussy and began running hertoungue
down her pussylips.
Silverpelt: You know what? I don't care anymore. Do what you like. *BSOD*
Hawksky: ... *gropes Silverpelt*
Silverpelt: *doesn't react*
Anna: ...I have pictures!!
Hawksky: *starts at Anna* You give me those right now! I was just checking!
Anna: No! *runs off*
Hawksky: *chases Anna around the theater and eventually pins her down* Where are the pictures?!
Anna: I don't have them!
Hawksky: Oh, so you never took them? *calms down a bit*
Anna: I didn't say that...
Chill: ...*has said pictures, but DON'T TELL HAWKSKY*
ChibiUsa moaned in ecstacy as Michiru's toungue licked her. Michirubegan
pushing her toungue into ChibiUsa's hole, tasting her pussy juice.
(Snip)
As she came, she mistakenly bit Michiru's clit harder than she hadbeen, causing
michiru to cum. ChibiUsa licked the pussy juice up, and Michirureturned to the
bed. ************************* Makoto whent over to ChibiUsa.
"ChibiUsa, I hope you like pain..." CHibiUsa nodded. "Yeah, I do actually.. "
Kiri: Argh...
"Good" Makoto ordered her to spread her pussy wide. She did, and Makotopushed 2
fingers inside her.. ChibiUsa moaned, "More, Makochan!"
Makoto pushed a third finger up ChibiUsa, and then a fourth.
Fallen: This is gonna get weird fast.
Aziz: All in, Makoto! All in!
Chibiusa was writhing on the bed as Makoto put more in her.
Makoto finnally pushed her entire fist up ChibiUsa's tight drippingpussy.
Hawksky: I have serious doubts as to its tightness by this point.
ChibiUsa screamed as Makoto pushed her fist in all the was past herwrist. SHe
pulled it out again, and then pushed it back in. SHe began insertingfingers
from her other hand to cause ChibiUsa more pain.
Anna: All in! All in!
Chill: Stop it, seriously.
Anna: All i-
Kiri: *bone-chilling glare at Anna*
Anna: ...
Aziz: Awfully shippy in here today... *looks vaguely towards ceiling*
ChibiUsa was nowscreaming
loudly from the torture. It hurt so much, she felt like she was beingripped
inhalf! Blood and cum mixed and flowed from her pussy. Still, though,for some
reason, she craved more pain. "Makoto!!! Make it hurt more!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Makoto obeyed ChibiUsa and pushed her other fist inside CHibiUsa too.ChibiUsa
now had both of Makoto's hands inside of her, and was bleeding allover the
bed.
Chill: She's seven! It can't fit!
Fallen: Maybe she'll bleed out soon and have a merciful death.
Aziz: Um. She is literally asking for it.
Makoto decide to make it hurt even more, and took her clit in hermouth,
She began biting it hard. ChibiUsa was still screaming for more pain,so makoto
began pushing her foot into ChibiUsa's pussy along with her hands. Sheforced
the whole thing in, and ChibiUsa's pussy began bleeding more, with twofists and
a foot in her. "Make it hurt even more!!!!!!!!!"
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Makoto pushed her other foot into ChibiUsa. ChibiUSa was in so muchpain that
she came, blood and cum spewing forth from her battered pussy.
Makoto returned to the bed, and as soon as she sat down, Rei spreadher pussy
and began pushing the rod she had into her. He others joined in andbit her
nipples and clit. **********************
Chill: *fetal position*
Fallen: *re: Chill* BSOD?
Kiri: *re: Chill* BSOD.
Hawksky: *to self* Two down, four to go.
AMi got up and went to the bed where the bleeding cum covered ChibiUsalay.
"ChibiUsa, you're a bit too tender for anything vaginal, so I'm goingto push
this banana up your asshole.", she said, holding up a long yeelowbanana.
"Turn over."
ChibiUsa did, expecting a spanking.
Anna: Logic? What's that?
Ami began forcing the large bananainto
ChibiUsa's ass.
"OW! ChibiUsa yelled, as Ami forced the unlubricated banana into her.
Kiri: *spittake* Lube! Lube!! My kingdom for some lube!!!
Aziz: Oh~ For what?
Kiri: *glare* NO.
"Ami, can
you spank me too?? Make it hurt a lot!"
(Snip as Chibiusa gets whipped, too.)
Ami pulled out the banana and returned to the other bed.
Hawksky: Soooooooo... anyone want a banana? *offers around bananas*
Others: *squick*
*********************
Setsuna walked over to ChibiUsa, the time staff in her hand. "Small Lady..."
"Puu!! Are you gonna put that in me?" "If you wnat, Small Lady" "Yes!"
Setsuna pushed the end without the garnet orb into ChibiUsa's pussy.She pumped
it in and out, as ChibiUsa yelled, "Puu!!!!!!!!!!"
Fallen: I don't know how big the time staff is, but I am certain that it is way too large.
Aziz: And also being misused.
Fallen: Yes. And that.
(Snipping out pretty much all of the rest for sanity's sake.)
All: Thank you!
Usagi returned to the bed and ChibiUsa sat up.
"Everyone, that was the best birthday present ever!!!"
"So, ChibiUsa, you up for another fuck?," Mamoru asked.
"Yea!" She shouted, as she ran over to the bed to have sex with allthe others
again. The End
Hawksky: ...thank God!
Anna: Did that count as a downer ending?
Fallen: No, no, I'm pretty sure that was supposed to be an "And they all lived happily ever after" ending.
Anna: That's why it was a downer.
Fallen: Point.
Aziz: ...
Chill: *BSOD*
Silverpelt: *also BSOD*
Kiri: *drags Chill out of the theater*