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How many times have I asked you not to ruin my books? It’s not difficult to understand: When you rip out pages, I can’t follow the plot and I get frustrated. I get confused at dinner parties when people are talking about novels and how great they are because I don’t know what happened in the middle chapters. I can no longer make astute references to characters and their story arcs because as far as I know the characters just disappear.
Let me be frank: I don’t miss you. I don’t miss you at all. Because you keep destroying my things.
How many times have I asked you not to ruin my books? It’s not difficult to understand: When you rip out pages, I can’t follow the plot and I get frustrated. I get confused at dinner parties when people are talking about novels and how great they are because I don’t know what happened in the middle chapters. I can no longer make astute references to characters and their story arcs because as far as I know the characters just disappear.
Let me be frank: I don’t miss you. I don’t miss you at all. Because you keep destroying my things.