EVIL

[airbornesquid]

Today I discovered something so inherently evil that it makes Hitler look like a children's show host. I know you are all dying to know what it is so I will not waste any time in coming swiftly to the point, much like a hummingbird will come swiftly to a feeding trough if you are the kind of person to set feeding troughs out for hummingbirds.

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[anonymous]

i dont think thats quite right hubert cumberdale. what about the blue titted booby, quite a majestic bird in my opinion. ride my seesaw. see the saw. see the saw saw through bone. see jane scream. scream jane scream. see jane bleed. hmmm... trusty old saw. see jack bury jane. ride... myyyyyyy....seeeeesaaaaawwwww. arent all blues moody... otherwise they wouldnt be blue... and another thing isnt all music moody... because if music didn't express mood or feeling why the fuck would we listen to it. stupid moody blues. anyway... sorry to sapm your thing a ma jig. i think i will now do a jig while kicking the shit out of the riverdance guy. what if you had to always riverdance. i mean someone had a gun to your head or something and made you riverdance to work and then at work and then back again and then at dinner and at the club... i bet the ladies would love you. i hear the newest rage in accesories is a guy with a gun to your head... yeah play the sympathy card... "listen this guy could kill me at any moment will you just sleep with me before i die. you dont want my virgin genitals on your conscious do you?" "well DO YOU AGHHHHHHH" inspiration in a bottle... or a pipe... you choose. fuck that. i didnt know how to spell conscious so i went to dictionary.com to check it out and it kinda ruined my rant thing... i will leave now. only to return later to spout some mroe shite at you. FUCK. wuowuouwvuabuvrwuohgwrinhopkrhymwrIOVN{ dfjbgavo;wn'k

[airbornesquid]

This was good fun. Your anonymity, however is unfortunate.