Lets do something right
So today I think I'm going to go for a change of pace and actually talk about my life today. I know, I know, it's not as original, but I kinda get a warm fuzzy feeling deep withing the cockles of my pants knowing I'm doing something right for once. So here goes:
Dear Journal,
Today I woke up and contemplated taking a shower for about five minutes before going back to bed. I awoke 3 hours later to the sound of my landlady doing laundry and had a nutritious breakfast of 4 cookies and a shot of tequila. I then went back to bed and...
Wow, you know what: Fuck this shit. How do people even manage to stay awake while recoding such a boring thing as their life? Well from the random searches I've done I'm guessing the main thing to think about is how everything in your life is depressing and bleak but that seems like it would get rather dull too ("The sound of the washing machine ripped my soul into tiny bite sized pieces that were devoured by Satan upon the alter of my discontent"... yeah thats kinda hard to keep up). So in place of my planned entry I will instead place a laundry list of unpleasant noises. Enjoy. Or don't. Bitches.
Farts, loud burps, any other gaseous bodily emittance, mosquitoes buzzing in your ears, the sound a bucket of maggots make when you stir them, the sound a bucket of kittens make when you stir them, sandpaper against bone, bullfrogs, crickets, the sound of any body part your pretty sure belongs to you colliding rather quickly with pavement, teeth grinding, anything grinding really, wet poop noises, Fran Drescher laughing, Most of the sounds in asian pornography, dry poop noises, those obnoxious fucking rain sticks, loud scratching, anything a baby does, moderately moist poop noises, David Letterman talking.
Add your own! Or don't. Bitches
Dear Journal,
Today I woke up and contemplated taking a shower for about five minutes before going back to bed. I awoke 3 hours later to the sound of my landlady doing laundry and had a nutritious breakfast of 4 cookies and a shot of tequila. I then went back to bed and...
Wow, you know what: Fuck this shit. How do people even manage to stay awake while recoding such a boring thing as their life? Well from the random searches I've done I'm guessing the main thing to think about is how everything in your life is depressing and bleak but that seems like it would get rather dull too ("The sound of the washing machine ripped my soul into tiny bite sized pieces that were devoured by Satan upon the alter of my discontent"... yeah thats kinda hard to keep up). So in place of my planned entry I will instead place a laundry list of unpleasant noises. Enjoy. Or don't. Bitches.
Farts, loud burps, any other gaseous bodily emittance, mosquitoes buzzing in your ears, the sound a bucket of maggots make when you stir them, the sound a bucket of kittens make when you stir them, sandpaper against bone, bullfrogs, crickets, the sound of any body part your pretty sure belongs to you colliding rather quickly with pavement, teeth grinding, anything grinding really, wet poop noises, Fran Drescher laughing, Most of the sounds in asian pornography, dry poop noises, those obnoxious fucking rain sticks, loud scratching, anything a baby does, moderately moist poop noises, David Letterman talking.
Add your own! Or don't. Bitches