I stole this from Druidess.........:-P

May 01, 2004 22:06

What's your first name? Mariah
Middle name? Lynn
Nicknames? maneater, lovebug,and the famous.... MOE!!!ya(*gawd! *coughs*)
Zodiac Sign? Aries
Gender? Female
Birthday and age? 4-06-81/23
Where do you live? Alaska
Do you have a boy/girlfriend? Husband!/happily married.
If so what's her/his name? David a.k.a sexy love monkey
Have you ever been in love? Uh...I think so?
What's your favourite colour? Blue, dark green
Sibling(s) (names/ages)? NONE, I'm an only child
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Hair Length: middle of my back
Light/Tan/Dark: pastey white
Small/Medium/Large Eyes: Large I guess....that's what I've been told?
Do you have any piercing, or want any? ears and MUH ZIPPLES!!I mean nipples.
Do you have a tattoo or want one? none for now, want lots.
Where do you shop at the most? Um here in Fairbanks..the PX or the Commisary
What colour is your hair? Platinum in front, dark brown/red in back w/platinum hghlts
What colour are your eyes? Hazel green/bright green when my contacts are in...:-P
How tall are you? 6'0 with my shoes on.....realistically 5'7. I think I shrunk though
What kind of music do you like? Everything....
Who are your best friends? *no comment* don't want to offend anyone
Who are your friends online? Too many to count...list max'd out over 250.....
Who could you tell almost anything to? My dad and well.....David
Do you like to shop? HELL YES!!!
What sports do you play? I play pool, love to play football when guys will let me join in, and I love to watch hockey
What are you most scared of? drowning, dying, and spiders and men who cheat and lie
What is your favorite animal? dogs
Favorite music video: Anything by Trent Reznor, because he kicks ass..
How many phones do you have in your house? 1, 3 including cell phones....
How many TV's do you have in your house? 3
What are your favorite foods? Italian and Chinese
Do you look like anyone famous? hmm...i was told some time ago a lil like Drew Barrymore...???
Do you believe in ghosts? Yes
Do you think Brad Pitt is attractive? Kinda. How big is his cock??
Who is the most attractive person you know? David n' his nekkid ass.
Are you a virgin? uh…gee..um NO *looks at Justice* LMFAO
What are you listening to right now? Nothing at the moment
Who are you talking to right now? Yelling at Justice to put the knife down.
What time is it? 10:21pm
What's your favourite candy? FUCKIN HOT TAMALES!!!!
Whats your favorite saying or quote? ”Say hello to muh lil friend....muda fuckas!!
Do you have your own phone line? Yes
Have you ever kissed someone of the opposite sex? yes, many a times...
Favorite shoes? my flame shoes that are in the closet.
What's your favorite drink? Amaretto Sour
What's your favorite soda? Caffiene free diet pepsi
What things do you say a lot? Geezus Christ, Shit, Fuck, uh huh, damnit, JUSTICE!!!, whatever, fuck that, like....
What kind of car do you have or what is your favorite car? I have a 2001 Pontiac Grand Am GT, V6 and fully loaded...has everything!
Who is the coolest person in the world? That would be Larry boy.
Do you think you're weird or funny? I think I'm a freak in bed that needs to be unleashed. Damn you Dave!!!
What stores do you shop at? Any ones that I can afford.
For Girls: Thong or Bikini? Butt floss rocks, keeps da butt clean and turns my hubby on.
For Boys: Boxers or Briefs? Thong.
Who was the last person you called? David, just to bitch at him.
Where do you wanna get married? I already got married. It was at a beautiful house. Couldnt have asked for more. Well...a lil more sex, cause I'm addicted.
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? I want to be skinnier
Have you ever tried to kill yourself? yep
Do you enjoy filling all this stuff out? Nope.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? They all suck.
Favorite chips: Cheetos PUFFS.....nummy........cheesy poofs.
Do you have a pool? This is so dumb, I live in Alaska. I have a bathtub does that count as a pool?
Do you have a spa? I can rent one if i have to.
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? their butt.
What are you addicted to? cock.and hot tamales. mmmmmmmmmmm.....
Do you like jewelry? yes. big gawdy shit too!!!
Who do you wish you were? A skinny girl
Who has it easier, guys or girls? Guys
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Actually it's my husbands, but some naked pics of Bettie Page.
What’s your favorite restaurant? Glacier Brewhouse.Nummy!!
Last time you swam in a pool? December
Have you ever been in a school play? in High School, Romeo and Juliet, DONT ASK!
Type of music you dislike most? heavy metal
Are you registered to vote? Yesh
Do you have cable? yes
Have you ever ridden on a moped? LOL, what the fuck is that???
Ever prank call anybody? Of course.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Yes
Furthest place you ever traveled? Switzerland/Austria/Germany/France/England
Do you have a garden? Nope. But I want one!
What’s your favorite comic strip? Garfield.
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? yes
Have you ever smoked peanut shells? Nutmeg and parsley.....LOL..good times, good times!
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? yes
Orange Juice or apple? both.
Do you know how to pump your own gas? Um. yes....wtf?
Ever order an article from an infomercial? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!Actually yes.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? yes
Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? Pregnancy test.
Ever thrown up in public? yes, lots.
Can ex’s be friends? Nope. FUCK NO!
Who was the last person you visited in a Hospital? My dad...*sniffle*
Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? yes
What message is on your answering machine? (Me and my son together) "Hi you've reached the Simpsons, we're not here right now, so leave us a message and we'll get back to you, ok? thank you! Have a nice day."
What’s your all time favorite Saturday Night Live skit or character? FIRE MARSHAL BILL! Jim Carey kicks ass. I actually pissed my pants watchin that. Sss
What was the name of your first pet? Bonnie.....my dad's german shepard..she was older than me~
What is in your wallet? credit cards, insurance cards, my liscense, receipts, pictures, condoms, checks, phone numbers, penis paperclip, change, military id card, passport, ect..
Favorite thing to do before bedtime? have sex
What is one thing you are grateful for today? to be alive I suppose
What is the first concert you ever went to? Styx?
Do you sneak out of the house at night? Sometimes.
Do you get along with your mom? next question.
Would you rather be short or tall? tall
Do you like to dance? yup.
Are you online a lot? Somewhat
Do you like playing pranks on people? sometimes
What's the stupidest thing you have ever done? Filling out this survey.
What's your favorite subject in school? English
How many people are on your buddy list? 250........
Are you sick of those damn porno's in your e-mail box? nope.
What college do you wanna go to? UCLA, or Berkley
What school do you go to? I don't.
How many rooms does your house have? 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, kitchen, dining room- living room
Do you like playstation? HELL NO!
Do you have your license? last time I checked.
Favorite sport: HOCKEY!
Do you sleep a lot? I wish!
What are your fave radio stations? the 80 and 90's music station up here, and 102.5 (county)
Are you a night or morning person? night
What are your favorite web sites? yahoo, google, webmd (rules), www.youyesyou.net, livejournal, msn, adn (just to catch up on Anchorage shit!), and I guess quizdiva.com
Can you define love? not really.
Whats your favorite TV channel? HBO (all of em') and hmmmmm....I guess the History channel.
Who's your favorite teacher? Mr. Uson, 2nd grade teacher who taught me everything I need to know.
How often do you shower? once a day, I'm not down with being stinky.
Do you get along with your parents? you mean my pops? Then yes.
Are you rich or poor or in the middle? Rich with love and Middle if you mean financially. I don't rely on my parents, and never have. I never got a dime from them.
What do you wanna be when you're out of college? Hmmmmm...get back to me on that one.
Are you ticklish? fuck no. that's stupid. Actually my husband is ticklish all over the place, kinda cute.
What's your favorite flower? I hate flowers, but if I had to pick, I'd pick Orchids, cause I love to grow em'. I actually dont' prefer flowers....I like plants, cause they NEVER DIE.
What are you wearing right now? Husbands Ralph Lauren shirt....thats about it.
How many kids do you wanna have? definitely 2, possibly 3. Or however many my husband wants to have.
Do you believe in God? Amen.
Do you like to watch public displays of affection? I guess so, since I enjoy PDA's myself. *shrugs*
Do you like bananas? That depends. To eat? Yes......Um....on to the next question.
What color tooth brush do you use? purple
How many times a day do you brush your teeth? twice. I try to floss at night as well. :-)
Who is your favourite cartoon character? Who lives in a Pineapple under the sea? Sponge Bob Squarepants!!!
Do you have a job? For 4 years I did....But I moved recently so no, not at the moment. I'll get one eventually. *yawns*
What's your favourite fruit? Strawberries, cherries, oranges, kiwi fruit, mango....star fruit.
What's your favourite vegetable? Cucumbers, carrots, celery, brocoli, green beans
What was the best day of your life? Well, it's a tie...When my son was born, and my wedding day. Regardless of me getting into an accident. LOL
What are you going to do today? um..it's 11:30 at night, I'm hittin da hay.
Are you momma's little angel or daddy's little princess? Daddy’s little princess
Do you wear body spray?only when camping. :-P
Do you like guys with facial hair? sometimes. before or after sex???
Do you have AOL 4.0? You'll have to ask my husband.
Are you wearing nail polish now? nope. Fuck that. Nail polish is for girls....
Favorite brand name: of what?
How many rings or necklaces do u own? no clue.
Do you wear a watch? nope, I like to annoy people and ask.
What's your favorite toothpaste and mouthwash? toothpaste: Crest Mouthwash: Act
Did/Do you have braces? No
Are you tired? Yes
Do you have any scars? yes one on my forehead from when I was little, and scar marks from child birth....THANKS JUSTICE!!MOMMY LOVES YOU!
Have you ever cried over someone? yes
Do you like lollipops? yes
What are you thinking of right now? If I'm pregnant.
Are you a slut? Are you?
How many buddies do you have online right now? 23
What's your most cherished memory? my husband asking me to marry.
Most disgusting habit: smoking, and passing gas, HEY! EVERYONE DOES IT!
Who makes you laugh a lot? My son.
How many pillows do you sleep with? 3, actually 4 including my husband.
What's the weirdest nightmare you've ever had? The eyeball one. nevermind.
Best concert? Metallica, and I guess Ozzy Osbourne????
Who of your friends do you think will get married first? Angie, obviously.
What's your worst memory as a little kid? Being picked on, my lips were/and are still abnormally huge. They called me a monkey. :-{
Do you believe in magic? nope.
Who's the one person you care about most in the world? My family is always first. Including my husband.
What's the one moment in your life that was the scariest? When I thought my ex boyfriend was actually going to kill me.
Are you athletic? LOL. I could be in another life.
If you could, what would you rename yourself? Angelina Jolie.
Describe yourself in one word: I can't.
Do you wish you were closer to someone? yes
Favorite shampoo and conditioner: well Matrix is good but Biolage is the best.
Favorite way to do your hair: Up and curled.
Do you smoke? yep. got a light?
Do you like to eat skittles? ow. Hurts my teeth.
Do you do drugs? I have. why? Who's asking? If you mean now, then that's a no.
Do you sing in the shower? when my husbands already left for work. then yep.
Are you a vegetarian? No
Road Rules or Real World? Real World
Do you wear makeup? sometimes
If you were an animal, what kind would you be? Gerbil.
Favorite hat: Husbands NY yankees hat. (that thing needs a washing!)
Do you like to sing? when I'm alone, yes.
What would you do with a million dollars? pay off my debts, pay off my husbands debts, including those fuckin school loans! buy us brand new vehicles. With 10 years of full coverage insurance, um buy 5 houses. 1 in Alaska, 1 in Florida, 1 in Ohio (love you honey), and 1 in Germany, and then 1 in Hollywood most likely. Buy maids. Get all my kids college tuitions put away. Give 100 thousand to my daddy. Last but not least, get new BEWBIES!!!! And lypo suction.
Future husband or wife: Already have a husband, so he gets half anyway.
Do you collect anything? I tried collecting key chains, I think I collect plants.
Person you don't trust: The Coopers. Derek, in general.
Person you have known the longest? Tiffany.
Do you believe in yourself? sometimes.
Do you believe in Heaven/Hell? yes
Do you have a religion? I guess Baptist....Thru marriage.
What's the last thing you do before you fall asleep? Go potty and give David a kiss
Person who knows the most about you: Tiffany.
Are your parents married or divorced? Divorced.
How many schools have you been to? 5
Are you passive or aggresive? usually always aggressive.
Do you have a pager/cell phone? Cellphone
Do you play any musical instruments? Guitar.
Have you ever made a person of the opposite sex cry? yes
Have you ever eaten raw fish? Yes
Have you ever stayed up all night and not gone to bed until the next night? yes
Which of your friends is the best at keeping secrets? Um, well.....an old friend from high school who is dead now. She kept all my secrets.
Favorite ice cream: COOKIE DOUGH!!!
Which one of your friends is slipping away? All of them from Anchorage...
Why are they slipping away? Cause I moved, and they hate me now.
Have you ever moved? NOW I HAVE. took me 23 years, but I did it.
What do you like to do with your spare time? Go online, go shopping, play with my son.
Would you rather be doing the above than filling out this pointless survey? uh huh. *nods*

Firsts:
First job: Volunteer work: Beans Cafe. Paid work: Carr's.
First screen name: BigLips
First funeral: My high school friend.....Kara Pudge. don't get me crying.
First pet: German Shepard, Bonnie. You already asked me this!!!
First piercing/tattoo: Piercings: Ear, then the nipples. Tattoo: none. will soon.
First credit card: um, i dont have one.
First real kiss: Steven Bestry in 6th grade.
First love: Steven Bestry.
First enemy: Can't recall that one.
musician: John Mellancamp. John Cougar Mellancamp.
Lasts:
Last car ride: Coming home from Joanne Fabrics today.
Last kiss: 6 hours ago, been too damn long!! David come home!
Last library book checked out: Hell if I remember!
Last movie watched: National Security. 15 minutes ago.
Last beverage drank: Caffiene Free Diet Pepsi
Last food consumed: JELL-O
Last time showered: This morning
Last CD played: Dave Mathews Band
Last website visited: Livejournal

Now:
Single or Taken: Taken
Birthday: April 6th
Sign: Aries
Siblings: 0
Hair color: ...
Eye color: Hazel Green
Shoe size: 9
Height: 5'7

Right now what are you:
Wearing: Husbands Ralph Lauren t shirt.
Drinking: nothing
Thinking about: If David just came home.
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