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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Monday I bought porn for jewbacca1897 (10 points). In April I gave farfromsam a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last week I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-678 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
air_man