Feb 11, 2003 16:44
Okay, I'm completely stumped. Have I unknowingly entered some alternate dimension?
I went downstairs to check my mail because my arms were too full when I got home to check it then. About the only thing of interest that I recieved was an Official-Government-type envelope with 'Army Times Publishing Company' in the top left corner.
When I open it up, I discover a piece of paper that says 'Congratulations! You qualify for a Professional Courtesy Discount rate on a subscription to the TIMES newsweekly of your choice!'
Since when have I been part of the armed forces? I filled out my selective service card and that was it!