A complaint indeed. I love your ass. There. I said it. And here I am tortured by it, shaking about, taunting me with it's insincere vertical smile. Why, ass, why must you mock me from the security of the gay woman you are attached to?? WHY??
That plus the fact that it's a lot nicer than mine.
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Pink jacket, no pants, picking your nose... not just anyone could pull that off.
Sounds like you had a blast! :)
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How many times must I see your ass? I'm going to begin keeping count on a little hand-ticker.
Very Truly Yours,
Brian
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That plus the fact that it's a lot nicer than mine.
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that is some high-quality writing right there. <33
my ass does not mock, it is just friendly.
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then i remembered i'll be living in SF in two months.
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