Dribble some drabble.

[aint_a_cherry]

I got bored, so...Drabble meme you love it go?

Request anything you like, and I'll do my best, but if I'm not good enough to rise to the challenge, I'll let you know and we can try something else, okay?

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[aint_a_cherry]

"Gene Starwind, you scumbag."

Gene swallowed nervously and looked up from his magazine, knowing exactly what he was going to see. Jim Hawking was almost a decade younger than the Outlaw, but reclining as Gene was, Jim was easily able to loom over him ominously. "Honest, Jim, my date didn't wear panties, so if you're lookin' to blame someone--"

"I don't care about your sleazy habits, Gene!" The young computer genius shoved an accounting form in Gene's face. "Stop goofing around and look at this, will ya?" Gene examined it--apparently, their bank account was now two thousand wong in the red. Jim began nagging again. "Gene, you know we're on a thin budget to begin with, how could you blow everything buying grade-A pink hair dye..."

But Gene wasn't listening. Instead, his mind was now picturing a pink-haired babe. ...A pink haired babe with a great rack...and a blond boy stepping into his line of sight, an evilish smirk on his face, asking ing "You know what the best thing about a name is?"

Gene blinked. "...That little bastard!"

Jim paused in his lecture, before bursting out with "HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN LISTENING A WORD I'VE SAID?"

Gene responded in turn. "LIGHTEN UP, WILL YA? I JUST BECAME A VICTIM OF IDENTITY THEFT!"

-- And, because I've actually had my character/player accounts switched on the camper list before, this popped into my head... --

Jon sighed and rested his forehead on the desk in front of him. A long day of working with incompetents for a measely six dollars an hour, and he was hardly left with any time or energy to come up with creative new ways to entertain people with the shenangians of Russel and Meer. Really, he thought to himself, that's the best part of the pairing, isn't it?

Idly glancing over the camper list, the boy briefly considered how long it had been since the couple had actually carried out one of their pranks. The fact that he was asking himself did not quite bode well in his mind, but he quickly reminded himself how poor his memory was--only to discover that their most recent prank was going on right now.

As he began beating his head on the desk, his computer diligently continued to display the latest addition to the camper list:

"Real Life
-Jon (aoe_knight/fake_alchemist & shizucrack"

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