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I've Never... ( ) i've never been drunk in a church confessional ( ) i've never smoked pot with my dog dotty ( ) i've never kissed a member of the opposite sex while they were masturbating ( ) i've never kissed a member of the same sex on the gooch (x) i've never crashed a friend's car into a defensless old lady (x) i've never been to japan as a woman (x) i've never rode in a taxi while clothed ( ) i've never had anal sex while driving ( ) i've never been in love with a monkey ( ) i've never been dumped into spaaaaace!!!! (x) i've never shoplifted at only one store (x) i've never been fired out of a cannon ( ) i've never been in a fist fight with my grandmother ( ) i've never had a threesome with five people (x) i've never snuck out of my parent's house while on fire ( ) i've never been tied up on the phone with telemarketers (sexually) (x) i've never been caught masturbating on the hood of my car in broad daylight ( ) i've never pissed on myself ( CAMPING! SQUATING! come on now...you've had to squat, right? ) -cant edit this one- (x) i've never been arrested for for pissing on myself (x) i've never made out with a stranger named edward (x) i've never stolen something from my job that they didnt need anyways (x) i've never celebrated new years in time square while strapped to a parade float (x) i've never gone on a blind date with my father ( ) i've never lied to a friend who didnt deserve it ( ) i've never had a crush on a teacher who didnt have a crush on me (x) i've never celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans with my top on ( ) i've never been to europe sober ( ) i've never skipped school work while i was high ( ) i've never slept with a co-worker ( LOL Hehe, I love you Corey. ) (i love you too dear) (x) i've never cut myself on purpose, only on tuesdays after a bottle of tequila (x) i've never been married twice (x) i've never been divorced three times (x) i've never had children live (x) i've never gotten a speeding ticket that wasnt the friggin cops fault. I mean, 120 miles an hour isnt THAT fast.
( ) i've never been drunk in a church confessional
( ) i've never smoked pot with my dog dotty
( ) i've never kissed a member of the opposite sex while they were masturbating
( ) i've never kissed a member of the same sex on the gooch
(x) i've never crashed a friend's car into a defensless old lady
(x) i've never been to japan as a woman
(x) i've never rode in a taxi while clothed
( ) i've never had anal sex while driving
( ) i've never been in love with a monkey
( ) i've never been dumped into spaaaaace!!!!
(x) i've never shoplifted at only one store
(x) i've never been fired out of a cannon
( ) i've never been in a fist fight with my grandmother
( ) i've never had a threesome with five people
(x) i've never snuck out of my parent's house while on fire
( ) i've never been tied up on the phone with telemarketers (sexually)
(x) i've never been caught masturbating on the hood of my car in broad daylight
( ) i've never pissed on myself ( CAMPING! SQUATING! come on now...you've had to squat, right? ) -cant edit this one-
(x) i've never been arrested for for pissing on myself
(x) i've never made out with a stranger named edward
(x) i've never stolen something from my job that they didnt need anyways
(x) i've never celebrated new years in time square while strapped to a parade float
(x) i've never gone on a blind date with my father
( ) i've never lied to a friend who didnt deserve it
( ) i've never had a crush on a teacher who didnt have a crush on me
(x) i've never celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans with my top on
( ) i've never been to europe sober
( ) i've never skipped school work while i was high
( ) i've never slept with a co-worker ( LOL Hehe, I love you Corey. ) (i love you too dear)
(x) i've never cut myself on purpose, only on tuesdays after a bottle of tequila
(x) i've never been married twice
(x) i've never been divorced three times
(x) i've never had children live
(x) i've never gotten a speeding ticket that wasnt the friggin cops fault. I mean, 120 miles an hour isnt THAT fast.
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