i'm dead serious
i went to 7-11 today to buy cigarettes and a lotto ticket. it's funny how you think I'm kidding.
apparently it's still ok to congratulate someone on turning 18 two months after their birthday.
i ate sushi last night for the first time in about 10 years. its not as good as I remember it. perhaps I was just spoiled because I went to an international school. those were good times. i was best friends with the princess of zambia. no joke.
i bought a scenty spray type thingamajig (no its not perfume, perfume is for girls) from gap. It smells like "boy". That is all the explanation I have to offer. remind me not to walk down park avenue by myself ever again. nothing is more awkward than creepy stares from old men when you are alone.
if anybody wants a chocolate fountain for christmas, you can have one. seriously. i bought one myself. its coming home with me for thanksgiving. you know you want to hang out with me.
lefties need to rule the world. because we rock.
apparently it's still ok to congratulate someone on turning 18 two months after their birthday.
i ate sushi last night for the first time in about 10 years. its not as good as I remember it. perhaps I was just spoiled because I went to an international school. those were good times. i was best friends with the princess of zambia. no joke.
i bought a scenty spray type thingamajig (no its not perfume, perfume is for girls) from gap. It smells like "boy". That is all the explanation I have to offer. remind me not to walk down park avenue by myself ever again. nothing is more awkward than creepy stares from old men when you are alone.
if anybody wants a chocolate fountain for christmas, you can have one. seriously. i bought one myself. its coming home with me for thanksgiving. you know you want to hang out with me.
lefties need to rule the world. because we rock.