Personality tests
I'm spamming but I'm bored at work again. So...
I did answer that I get angry easily sometimes but... :P
My score on The Personality Defect Test:
Robot
(You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.)
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the &&&&Class Clown.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the &&&&Hand-Raiser, the &&&&Emo Kid, and the &&&&Haughty Intellectual.
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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
The other personality types:
&&&&The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
&&&&The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
&&&&The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
&&&&The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
&&&&The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
&&&&The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
&&&&The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
&&&&The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
&&&&The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
&&&&The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
&&&&The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
&&&&The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
&&&&The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
&&&&The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
&&&&The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
&&&&The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!
About Saint_Gasoline
I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.
Link: The Personality Defect Test
(OkCupid Free Online Dating)
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No surprises here... Just the normal, average me again.
My score on The Lover Style Profile Test:
The Classic Lover
(36% partner focus, 14% aggressiveness, 45% adventurousness)
Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:
You prefer your romance and love to be traditional rather than daring or out-of-the-ordinary, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when it comes to physical love, you concentrate more on enjoying the experience rather than worrying about your performance.
This places you in the Lover Style of: The Classic Lover.
The Classic Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and is the closest it comes to the classic images of the princess in the tower, or the romantic and chivalrous knight, or the hero/heroine from a Disney film. The Classic Lover is a treasure to find, though it can be difficult to do so because they sometimes tend to be shy and/or difficult to successfully court.
In terms of physical love, the Classic Lover again can be shy, and often needs more in terms of emotional security to feel comfortable than some of the other Types. Given the right setting, and the right lover, the Classic Lover can be a delight in bed.
Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Romantic Lover (most of all) or the Devoted Lover, or the Liberated Lover.
Congratulations!
If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in the following:
Nerds, Geeks & Dorks
Professional Wrestling
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
America/Politics
Thanks Again! -- THE LOVER STYLE PROFILE TEST
Link: The Lover Style Profile Test
(OkCupid Free Online Dating)
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And of course I had to test my dating style... Even though it's almost impossible to date at this age, but maybe in hope of something? :D
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?
Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.
Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.
You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.
Your exact female opposite:
Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master
Always avoid: The 5-Night Stand (DBSM), The False Messiah (DBLM), The Hornivore (RBSM), The Last Man on Earth (RBSD)
Consider: The Loverboy (RGLM)
Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating.
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I did also the What type of MAN turns you on -test but since the result is Vin Diesel I thought I won't shock you again with his picture :D
So to balance things, I tested the ladies:
My score on The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test:
Cute & Small Boobs
(Raw score: 29% Big Breasts, 68% Big Ass, and 64% Cute!)
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.
Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.
Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrity: Hilary Duff, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!
Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test
(OkCupid Free Online Dating)
I did answer that I get angry easily sometimes but... :P
My score on The Personality Defect Test:
Robot
(You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.)
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the &&&&Class Clown.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the &&&&Hand-Raiser, the &&&&Emo Kid, and the &&&&Haughty Intellectual.
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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
The other personality types:
&&&&The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
&&&&The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
&&&&The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
&&&&The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
&&&&The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
&&&&The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
&&&&The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
&&&&The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
&&&&The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
&&&&The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
&&&&The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
&&&&The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
&&&&The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
&&&&The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
&&&&The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
&&&&The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!
About Saint_Gasoline
I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.
Link: The Personality Defect Test
(OkCupid Free Online Dating)
*************************************************************************************
No surprises here... Just the normal, average me again.
My score on The Lover Style Profile Test:
The Classic Lover
(36% partner focus, 14% aggressiveness, 45% adventurousness)
Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:
You prefer your romance and love to be traditional rather than daring or out-of-the-ordinary, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when it comes to physical love, you concentrate more on enjoying the experience rather than worrying about your performance.
This places you in the Lover Style of: The Classic Lover.
The Classic Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and is the closest it comes to the classic images of the princess in the tower, or the romantic and chivalrous knight, or the hero/heroine from a Disney film. The Classic Lover is a treasure to find, though it can be difficult to do so because they sometimes tend to be shy and/or difficult to successfully court.
In terms of physical love, the Classic Lover again can be shy, and often needs more in terms of emotional security to feel comfortable than some of the other Types. Given the right setting, and the right lover, the Classic Lover can be a delight in bed.
Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Romantic Lover (most of all) or the Devoted Lover, or the Liberated Lover.
Congratulations!
If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in the following:
Nerds, Geeks & Dorks
Professional Wrestling
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
America/Politics
Thanks Again! -- THE LOVER STYLE PROFILE TEST
Link: The Lover Style Profile Test
(OkCupid Free Online Dating)
**********************************************************************************
And of course I had to test my dating style... Even though it's almost impossible to date at this age, but maybe in hope of something? :D
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?
Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.
Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.
You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.
Your exact female opposite:
Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master
Always avoid: The 5-Night Stand (DBSM), The False Messiah (DBLM), The Hornivore (RBSM), The Last Man on Earth (RBSD)
Consider: The Loverboy (RGLM)
Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating.
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I did also the What type of MAN turns you on -test but since the result is Vin Diesel I thought I won't shock you again with his picture :D
So to balance things, I tested the ladies:
My score on The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test:
Cute & Small Boobs
(Raw score: 29% Big Breasts, 68% Big Ass, and 64% Cute!)
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.
Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.
Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrity: Hilary Duff, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!
Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test
(OkCupid Free Online Dating)