*Gapes in horror*
http://www.smh.com.au/news/games/bit-parts-for-sale/2007/05/29/1180205219617.html?page=2 In addition to Far Cry, Mr Boll has also announced he is working on adaptations of the Dungeon Siege, Postal and Legacy of Kain video games, as well as sequels to his BloodRayne and Alone in the Dark films.
NonononoNO! No. NO. Just no!
Please, for the love of all that is good, let this be untrue. And someone please direct Kain and Raziel in his general direction so that they may unleash their wrath upon him. XD
*Weeps*