Shu Qi's breasts, and freakish births
Christ, I had some weird dreams this morning. o_O;; I can't remember them in fantastic detail, but I do know that they were pretty damn odd. (As many of my dreams tend to be.....)
One of them involved me & someone else (possibly Euan, or my sister) watching this movie about a character who sort of looked a bit like Bruce Lee crossed with Tony Jaa. This character liked to fight evil. With assorted weapons. Weapons such as chainsaws.
As a result, this movie was incredibly gory, and the style of it was kind of like what you'd get if you mixed several zombie movies and martial arts movies together.
Now, while the character was very skilled in what he did, he also had a rather unfortunate clumsy side. In particular, I remember watching a certain scene in the dream where this guy was in a dark corridor of an abandoned building (that reminded me of something out of Forbidden Siren), and this heavily pregnant woman crept up behind him to ask him for help, or something like that. Anyway, she startled him, so he spun around and chainsawed her right in the stomach. o_O Upon realising that he'd just injured an innocent civilian, he felt incredibly guilty and fled the scene (yeah, nice one, mate..... :\).
However, the woman's seemingly serious injury didn't do much to slow her down, nor did it hurt her baby (you'd think it would, seeing as the chainsaw went right through her) - as a matter of fact, it only sped up the birthing process, and the baby actually began to cry before it was even born. She eventually gave birth to it - through the gaping hole in her stomach. o_O;;
......Yeah, that was one fucked-up dream.
In another dream (which was a tad bit less disturbing), I remember that it involved grassy hills and cliffs of some sort - it was kind of a beauty spot-type area - and several people were just chilling out there. It also involved a shopping trip.
The Taiwanese actress Shu Qi was also in this dream. Bizzarely, she dropped some beads down her top, and I got them out for her. I touched her boobs in the process.
.....Yep, that was odd. But she is pretty hot, so who's complaining. XDD
One of them involved me & someone else (possibly Euan, or my sister) watching this movie about a character who sort of looked a bit like Bruce Lee crossed with Tony Jaa. This character liked to fight evil. With assorted weapons. Weapons such as chainsaws.
As a result, this movie was incredibly gory, and the style of it was kind of like what you'd get if you mixed several zombie movies and martial arts movies together.
Now, while the character was very skilled in what he did, he also had a rather unfortunate clumsy side. In particular, I remember watching a certain scene in the dream where this guy was in a dark corridor of an abandoned building (that reminded me of something out of Forbidden Siren), and this heavily pregnant woman crept up behind him to ask him for help, or something like that. Anyway, she startled him, so he spun around and chainsawed her right in the stomach. o_O Upon realising that he'd just injured an innocent civilian, he felt incredibly guilty and fled the scene (yeah, nice one, mate..... :\).
However, the woman's seemingly serious injury didn't do much to slow her down, nor did it hurt her baby (you'd think it would, seeing as the chainsaw went right through her) - as a matter of fact, it only sped up the birthing process, and the baby actually began to cry before it was even born. She eventually gave birth to it - through the gaping hole in her stomach. o_O;;
......Yeah, that was one fucked-up dream.
In another dream (which was a tad bit less disturbing), I remember that it involved grassy hills and cliffs of some sort - it was kind of a beauty spot-type area - and several people were just chilling out there. It also involved a shopping trip.
The Taiwanese actress Shu Qi was also in this dream. Bizzarely, she dropped some beads down her top, and I got them out for her. I touched her boobs in the process.
.....Yep, that was odd. But she is pretty hot, so who's complaining. XDD