Dad's amazing penis extension
Gah, I wish my mother would shut the oven door. I managed to bang my arsing knee on it. >_<
To my immense annoyance, my father has bought himself a penis extension sports car. Yes, Mr. "I have no moneeeeeeee I'm so broke waaaaah I'm so poor!!!!" has bought himself a fucking sports car. Dickhead. And he's allegedly been claiming that it is "practical" and has visited my house at least two night this week to see if I was at home, so he could show it off to me & Alice and take us for a drive in it. Oh, what a sodding pity I was at Euan's house on those occasions! XD I'm going over there again tomorrow, but I bet the twat (by that I mean my dad, not Euan) will come around again to try and flash his oh-so-wonderful car to me.
Alice is impressed, of course. Then again, she bloody well would be. In her eyes, darling daddy can do no wrong.
*Growls*
In other news, I'm expecting Klonoa: Door to Phantomile in the post soon. :D I damn well hope it's in good condition, because I fookin' adore that game and I haven't played it since I was in secondary school. I found a decently-priced copy on Ebay, and apparently the game disc has scratches on it, but hopefully it won't be anything too major. ^__^
I also ordered some Japanese loose socks earlier, because I rather like them and I think they'll suit me, but I'll have to wait a few weeks for those to arrive. :)
*Must resist the temptation of other Ebay products* Damn you, tantalising game soundtracks! Damn you to the firey depths of hell!!
*Ahem* Or not. :P
To my immense annoyance, my father has bought himself a penis extension sports car. Yes, Mr. "I have no moneeeeeeee I'm so broke waaaaah I'm so poor!!!!" has bought himself a fucking sports car. Dickhead. And he's allegedly been claiming that it is "practical" and has visited my house at least two night this week to see if I was at home, so he could show it off to me & Alice and take us for a drive in it. Oh, what a sodding pity I was at Euan's house on those occasions! XD I'm going over there again tomorrow, but I bet the twat (by that I mean my dad, not Euan) will come around again to try and flash his oh-so-wonderful car to me.
Alice is impressed, of course. Then again, she bloody well would be. In her eyes, darling daddy can do no wrong.
*Growls*
In other news, I'm expecting Klonoa: Door to Phantomile in the post soon. :D I damn well hope it's in good condition, because I fookin' adore that game and I haven't played it since I was in secondary school. I found a decently-priced copy on Ebay, and apparently the game disc has scratches on it, but hopefully it won't be anything too major. ^__^
I also ordered some Japanese loose socks earlier, because I rather like them and I think they'll suit me, but I'll have to wait a few weeks for those to arrive. :)
*Must resist the temptation of other Ebay products* Damn you, tantalising game soundtracks! Damn you to the firey depths of hell!!
*Ahem* Or not. :P