Survey and mini-rant
My mother is so nosy. She is always trying to look over my shoulder when I'm at the computer, as though I'm up to something suspicious. And then she goes on and on about how I'm "always on the same bloody sites" and I "don't do anything constructive" and "for Christ's sake, you could be talking to perverts" at so on. *Tears hair out* Does she not realise that I only converse with people that I know?! And I can visit whatever websites I please, thank you very much.
*Sigh* I do love my mother, but she can be so annoying sometimes.
Anyway, here is a collection of surveys that I recently located:
I AM: Opinionated.
I WANT: Money.
I HAVE: A job I enjoy - mostly.
I WISH: For twelve more wishes.
I HATE: Narrow-mindedness.
I MISS: My deceased pets.
I FEAR: Death and spiders.
I HEAR: The television, as well as songs stuck in my head.
I SEARCH: For rare CDs by my favourite bands/artists.
I WONDER: What I should get my sister for her birthday next month.
I REGRET: Not speaking up to the girls who bullied me as a child.
I LOVE: Chocolate.
I ACHE: In my knee.
I ALWAYS: Say what I think.
I AM NOT: Patient.
I DANCE: Rarely.
I SING: Rarely, and only to myself.
I CRY: At practically every movie.
I AM NOT ALWAYS: Happy.
I WRITE: A lot.
I WIN: Sometimes.
I LOSE: And I don't take it well.
I CONFUSE: My parents.
I NEED: Cold, hard cash.
I SHOULD: Calm down.
WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK Of
Ryan: Giggs, the footballer.
Rob: My crazy friend Robyn.
Drew: Barrymore, the actress.
Stephanie: Good ol' sarcastic Stephie (broadway_techie).
Heather: She knows a lot of Broadway people.
Aaron: A very quiet boy in my class.
Amy: Me!
Will: Smith, the rapper/actor.
Paul: Phoenix, from the Tekken games.
Eve: The rapper.
John: Crichton, from Farscape.
Laura: What Lara Croft was going to be named originally.
Alex: Munday, Lucy Liu's character from the Charlie's Angels movie.
Justin: Long, the actor.
Ricky: Martin, the singer.
Jacob: An annoying boy I used to go to school with.
Jack: and the beanstalk.
Name 9 things you hate (in no particular order):
1. Narrow-mindeness.
2. Pop-up ads.
3. Not having enough money.
4. Having to share a bedroom with my sister.
5. Spiders.
6. War.
7. The SCI-FI Channel (damn that Farscape-cancelling, stuck-up, lying, useless, shit-worthy channel!!).
8. Badly-written/degrading stories.
9. My sister borrowing my CDs and not putting them back in their rightful places.
Would You Ever Survey
1. Eat a bug? Yes, if I was starving. And if the bug was dead.
2. Bungee jump? Only if I was paid a vast amount of money to do it.
3. Hang glide? Maybe.
4. Kill someone? Probably not. I want to kill some people, but I wouldn't actually do it.
5. Have sex with someone you don't love? Probably not.
6. Kiss someone of the same sex? Yes.
7. Have sex with someone of the same sex? Maybe.
8. Parachute from a plane? No fucking way.
9. Walk on hot coals? Noooooo.
10. Go out with someone for their looks? Never.
11. For their reputation? No.
12. Be a vegetarian? No. I love meat too much to give it up. Although I do not agree with all the suffering that the animals have to go through. For fuck's sake, if you want to slaughter them for food, keep them in good conditions and do it quickly and painlessly. How hard is that?!
13. Wear plaid with stripes? Maybe (what a random question....).
14. IM a stranger: No.
15. Sing karaoke? Maybe, if I was singing with lots of other people so that hardly anyone else would hear me. I've done this before, a few years ago.
16. Get drunk off your @$$? No. I don't see the point in getting drunk for the sheer joy of it.
17. Shoplift? Maybe.
18. Run a red light? No.
19. Star in a porn video? Nooooo.
20. Dye your hair blue? Sure, why not?
21. Be on Survivor? No.
22. Wear makeup in public? Definitely. I feel naked with no makeup on in public.
23. NOT wear makeup in public? No. Like I said, I feel naked without it.
24. Cheat on a test? Yes. I've done it before.
25. Make someone cry? Yes.
26. Call your math teacher a motherfu***er!? I'd be tempted to, but I wouldn't actually do it. I don't like making enemies.
27. Kick a baby? No! But I would smack them if they were misbehaving.
28. Date someone more than ten years older than you? I don't think so. I'd prefer to have someone my own age. But I don't have anything against anyone who dates older people. If you really love them, go for it.
29. Cuss out a priest? Maybe.
30. Take a job as a janitor? Probably not.
31. Wear a tho-tho-tho-tho-thong? I already wear thongs, dearie.
32. Stay up all through the night? Maybe.
33. Drink straight espresso? Nope.
*Sigh* I do love my mother, but she can be so annoying sometimes.
Anyway, here is a collection of surveys that I recently located:
I AM: Opinionated.
I WANT: Money.
I HAVE: A job I enjoy - mostly.
I WISH: For twelve more wishes.
I HATE: Narrow-mindedness.
I MISS: My deceased pets.
I FEAR: Death and spiders.
I HEAR: The television, as well as songs stuck in my head.
I SEARCH: For rare CDs by my favourite bands/artists.
I WONDER: What I should get my sister for her birthday next month.
I REGRET: Not speaking up to the girls who bullied me as a child.
I LOVE: Chocolate.
I ACHE: In my knee.
I ALWAYS: Say what I think.
I AM NOT: Patient.
I DANCE: Rarely.
I SING: Rarely, and only to myself.
I CRY: At practically every movie.
I AM NOT ALWAYS: Happy.
I WRITE: A lot.
I WIN: Sometimes.
I LOSE: And I don't take it well.
I CONFUSE: My parents.
I NEED: Cold, hard cash.
I SHOULD: Calm down.
WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK Of
Ryan: Giggs, the footballer.
Rob: My crazy friend Robyn.
Drew: Barrymore, the actress.
Stephanie: Good ol' sarcastic Stephie (broadway_techie).
Heather: She knows a lot of Broadway people.
Aaron: A very quiet boy in my class.
Amy: Me!
Will: Smith, the rapper/actor.
Paul: Phoenix, from the Tekken games.
Eve: The rapper.
John: Crichton, from Farscape.
Laura: What Lara Croft was going to be named originally.
Alex: Munday, Lucy Liu's character from the Charlie's Angels movie.
Justin: Long, the actor.
Ricky: Martin, the singer.
Jacob: An annoying boy I used to go to school with.
Jack: and the beanstalk.
Name 9 things you hate (in no particular order):
1. Narrow-mindeness.
2. Pop-up ads.
3. Not having enough money.
4. Having to share a bedroom with my sister.
5. Spiders.
6. War.
7. The SCI-FI Channel (damn that Farscape-cancelling, stuck-up, lying, useless, shit-worthy channel!!).
8. Badly-written/degrading stories.
9. My sister borrowing my CDs and not putting them back in their rightful places.
Would You Ever Survey
1. Eat a bug? Yes, if I was starving. And if the bug was dead.
2. Bungee jump? Only if I was paid a vast amount of money to do it.
3. Hang glide? Maybe.
4. Kill someone? Probably not. I want to kill some people, but I wouldn't actually do it.
5. Have sex with someone you don't love? Probably not.
6. Kiss someone of the same sex? Yes.
7. Have sex with someone of the same sex? Maybe.
8. Parachute from a plane? No fucking way.
9. Walk on hot coals? Noooooo.
10. Go out with someone for their looks? Never.
11. For their reputation? No.
12. Be a vegetarian? No. I love meat too much to give it up. Although I do not agree with all the suffering that the animals have to go through. For fuck's sake, if you want to slaughter them for food, keep them in good conditions and do it quickly and painlessly. How hard is that?!
13. Wear plaid with stripes? Maybe (what a random question....).
14. IM a stranger: No.
15. Sing karaoke? Maybe, if I was singing with lots of other people so that hardly anyone else would hear me. I've done this before, a few years ago.
16. Get drunk off your @$$? No. I don't see the point in getting drunk for the sheer joy of it.
17. Shoplift? Maybe.
18. Run a red light? No.
19. Star in a porn video? Nooooo.
20. Dye your hair blue? Sure, why not?
21. Be on Survivor? No.
22. Wear makeup in public? Definitely. I feel naked with no makeup on in public.
23. NOT wear makeup in public? No. Like I said, I feel naked without it.
24. Cheat on a test? Yes. I've done it before.
25. Make someone cry? Yes.
26. Call your math teacher a motherfu***er!? I'd be tempted to, but I wouldn't actually do it. I don't like making enemies.
27. Kick a baby? No! But I would smack them if they were misbehaving.
28. Date someone more than ten years older than you? I don't think so. I'd prefer to have someone my own age. But I don't have anything against anyone who dates older people. If you really love them, go for it.
29. Cuss out a priest? Maybe.
30. Take a job as a janitor? Probably not.
31. Wear a tho-tho-tho-tho-thong? I already wear thongs, dearie.
32. Stay up all through the night? Maybe.
33. Drink straight espresso? Nope.